Anorak In LA Sees David Beckham And Her Poshness Arrive
TABLOID Baby sees David Beckham and Victoria arrive. And:
We realize it’s an old rag, but who said Paris Hilton jailbreak being a waste of oxygen? The Beckhams are in LA. And seriously, do these people have fans? Aside from his soccer prowess, which is appreciated in other parts of the world, are people really curious about these very British, very European proles with pretensions? Does anyone in the States really give a flying fuck about these vacuous pommie mannekins?
Anyway, Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham, the stick figure with silicone bags attached to her chest, will be featured in an NBC specialMonday night that was supposed to be a reality series until someone in power, probably new programmer and party animal Ben Silverman, realized a Posh series would contain half the content and brains of Hey Paula!, and wisely downgraded it into a single hour, and talks exclusively with Ryan Seacrest (whose American Idol/Simon Cowell/Simon Fuller/Spice Girls connection came in handy on E! tonight.
The big news? She says she’ll smile more.
Give us Kate and Pete. Noel and Liam. Somebody interesting.
July 15th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
How long before Becks nails a yank?
July 15th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
Could the Beckhams be surrounded by mirrors? they can adore and we can ignore
July 16th, 2007 at 9:15 am
Hey kids, don’t bother passing any exams at school, just spend your time kicking a football around and you will become a world famous multi millionaire with a pretty wife and hang out with Tom Cruise and Co.
Or you could pass your exams and then slave away for a pittance for the rest of your life
July 16th, 2007 at 10:35 am
I hope she strays next.
July 16th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Do Americans care about this? Well the hysterical, celebrity obsessed LA people might, although on a report I saw on ESPN most of the excited LA fans they interviewed were of Mexican descent (a football mad nation).
Dont worry Simple Simon, most yanks dont even want a crumb of the Beckham pie. He’s just here and most dont care, which sums up how ’soccer’ is perceived here. It’s a game for the kids and very popular with young girls. All my nieces play it, I offered to show one of them how to administer a legal tackle that would leave their opponant on the turf in agony.
Their coach mumbled something about that not being consistant with ‘fair play’ and the ’spirit of the game’.
“Never watched a Premiership game have you?” I replied, while secretly hoping that Norman Hunter, (remember him?) would stop by and ‘bite his legs’.
Ah well.
I’m going to conduct another of my informal surveys of my co workers in a month or so to see if anyone has become a Beckham fan yet. I think I can predict the result. There are far more pressing matters like will Brett Farve be the Packers starting quarterback? Will they trade him? Will the Brewers manage to win a few games? Will the Badgers (University of Wisconsin) stink again this year?
You know, important stuff.