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Caption This: Little Legends At The Harmon Theatre

little Caption This: Little Legends At The Harmon TheatreTabloid Baby brings us:

PR legend Wayne Bernath keeps us up-to-date and ahead of the curve when it comes to happenings in Las Vegas. This morning, he turns us on to Little Legends at the Harmon Theatre in Krave at the south side of Planet Hollywood. Host comedian Jeff Hobson keeps things mivng with Mini Elvis, Mini Britney, Mini Tina Turner, Mini Milli Vanilli, Mini Sonny and Tall Cher– along with two Mini Michael Jacksons (”as if one isn’t enough,” says Wayne).

  1. 1 Gander Says:

    A big goodbye from Billy and the Titches

  2. 2 Alan Bateman Says:

    Mini , Me, Me, Me ,Me ,Me, Me

  3. 3 Alan Bateman Says:

    A great show on a small budget

  4. 4 Alan Bateman Says:

    A little and often wows Vegas

  5. 5 Alan Bateman Says:

    Just hope they read the small print in their contracts

  6. 6 Pendragon Says:

    I would have been a great act if Snow White hadn’t run off with Doc

  7. 7 Pendragon Says:

    No, I said we were filming a remake of The Italian Job, and we needed six minis …

  8. 8 Pendragon Says:

    Just ‘Little Legs’ might be more appropriate

  9. 9 Pendragon Says:

    Scientists warn of a new virus which reduces stars to the magnitude of their talent

  10. 10 Pendragon Says:

    “No, no, no,” said Wayne, “That’s the real Tom Cruise.”

  11. 11 Alan Bateman Says:

    “I think you misunderstood I said I wanted some people with small parts in the show”

  12. 12 Alan Bateman Says:

    Revival of the MG midget, is a show stopper

  13. 13 Alan Bateman Says:

    Little and Large Rock.

  14. 14 Alan Bateman Says:

    XFactor winners take small steps to stardom

  15. 15 Alan Bateman Says:

    ” I guess it’s shorts all round after the show”

  16. 16 Pendragon Says:

    They may be stars, but their heads certainly aren’t in the clouds

  17. 17 Pendragon Says:

    I said to get some stunt performers, not stunted performers

  18. 18 Pendragon Says:

    I told you lot not to stand there because it’s a little marshy

  19. 19 Alan Bateman Says:

    Indications of a downward trend in tribute bands

  20. 20 Chopper Says:

    Unfortunately we cannot call ourselves the Small Faces.

  21. 21 Chopper Says:

    Instead of the Little Legends, they should have been called the Little Leg Ends.

  22. 22 Chopper Says:

    Elvis opens the show with Way Down

  23. 23 Chopper Says:

    For some reason the 12-inch versions of their songs are not available

  24. 24 Chopper Says:

    They should make the most of their short careers while they can

  25. 25 Chopper Says:

    Theres no business like low business

  26. 26 Chopper Says:

    At least they should know the low down

  27. 27 Chopper Says:

    Although they struggled to hit the high notes, I was quite impressed with their little show.

  28. 28 Chopper Says:

    Just looks like any night out in Crewkerne, Somerset.

  29. 29 Chopper Says:

    There is no excuse for Milli Vanilli to be wearing trousers which are way too short?

  30. 30 Alan Bateman Says:

    “I said I wanted Tom Jones not Tom Thumbs”

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