
Chuck Norris Says No Divorce For Gays
GAY marriage is not allowed in liberal California. Chuck Norris explains:
The truth is that the great majority of Prop. 8 advocates are not bigots or hatemongers. They are American citizens who are following 5,000 years of human history and the belief of every major people and religion: Marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman. Their pro-Prop. 8 votes weren’t intended to deprive any group of its rights; they were safeguarding their honest convictions regarding the boundaries of marriage.
Defamer explains:
Yes, and Norris respects those boundaries of marriage, which is why he has already been married, divorced, and remarried, and why he has a daughter he didn’t meet until she turned 26 because she was the result of an extramarital affair. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck: gay people want to have that too! How can you be so unfair to deprive two people who love each other the privilege of ruining marriage from the inside?
No you can’t…
Posted: 19th, November 2008 | In: Anorak in America | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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November 20th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Cant. Sleep. Must. Insult. Chuck. Norris.
So, Wa*ker:Steaksauce Ranger…how do you explain the Mormon love of polygamy - only stamped out recently (in your 5,000 year timescale) and the fact that while it didn’t last for long, it certainly wasn’t one man to one woman marriage.
Now, I wonder what Cynthia Rothrock’s views on import taxes are.
November 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
@magnetite
Mormon polygamy hasn’t been around during that 5000 year timespan. Mormonism is very new, I think Brigham Young finally taught it in 1852 and before that Joe Smith was against it.
November 29th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Oh, I wasn’t saying it had been around all that time, the jam. Just within that timescale. You’re right though. I think the Federal government stamped it out (legally anyway) within thirty or forty years.