Britney Spears: TMZ, Paparazzi And Eyewitness News
BRITNEY Spears is in a car. The paparrazi are near. What happens next? What the media wants to happen.
As Tabloid Baby reports from Los Angeles: “Strange twist in the TMZ-X17 paparazzi ‘tragedy’.” It’s the making and unmaking of Hollywood sensation…
“Reports flew yesterday that one of the teams of paparazzi who chase Britney Spears around town was run over and smashed under the wheels of a Land Rover (our favorite respnse was how the corporate porn-pushing gossip site TMZ.com distanced itself from the ugly mess by placing the incident in the context of ‘Spears madness’).
“By the time the story made a brief appearance on The Drudge Report late in the day, the situation was downgraded from tragedy to another wacky Britney escapade, as it was on the blog that started it all:
“‘11:00 AM PT Update: Somehow, probably by an act of God, the victim was released from the hospital last night with only a tire mark on his arm. TMZ reports that there was not a single broken bone or no internal injuries.’”
As TB says, “So much for eyewitness accounts.”
Posted: 14th, November 2007 | In: Anorak In New York, Britney Spears, Celebrities Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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November 19th, 2007 at 7:30 am
Britney is feeling loney. BTW, Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called searchingmillionaire.com. I saw your profile there few weeks ago.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:39 pm
I think britany is still the hip hop queen, even though she has had her bad days. britany if u read this baby dont let your bad days outweigh your good days.still slow your role aliitle and comeback. i know she can do it. everybody else needs to leave her alone!!!!
November 15th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
i wish everybody would leave britany alone and let her live her life as she wants.
November 15th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
she should of backed up and ran over him again!!!c’mon the paparazzi is out of control.they are lowlifes who can’t go out and get a real job…instead they make a living ruining somebodies life..they are pathetic!!!and for those of you people who actually believe most of the crap they write about /or pictures they take must really be lacking in the intellectual department.they should be sued for attacking her the way they have.she can’t even walk out her front door..
November 15th, 2007 at 7:12 am
why do you treat britney this way?
if she wants to be left alone, let her.
November 14th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
that looser is a trainwreck