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Suburban Sex Parties Cause Complaints

suburbia Suburban Sex Parties Cause Complaints AS reported over the newswires: “The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock’s split- level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring ‘Naked Twister’ nights.”

But neighbours in Duncanville - “The Perfect Blend of Family, Community and Business” - have complained. And the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas.

“It’s crazy that they want to force their morality down our throats,” says Dawn Burton, 45, a regular guest at the parties. “We’re all frustrated.”

‘Nuff said…

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    The Naked Twister Nights.

    Obviously these should be outlawed; the clothing industry demands nothing less…

  2. 2 Lulu Says:

    Naked twister eh?
    That’s one in the eye for you!

  3. 3 chenier Says:

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    Lulu Says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
    Naked twister eh?
    That’s one in the eye for you!

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    But which one?

    My mind really doesn’t want to go there…

  4. 4 Anorak Says:

    middle-aged people playing twister - how long will that game last?

  5. 5 JuneJohnson Says:

    Until teatime and then the soaps? or one’s back give way……

  6. 6 chenier Says:

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    Anorak Says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
    middle-aged people playing twister - how long will that game last?

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    I’ve tried googling for ‘Cherry Pit’ injuries but all I could find was someone being hit over the head with a beer bottle.

    Are you sure they weren’t playing ‘Spinner’?

  7. 7 chenier Says:

    Whoops; spoke too soon:

    ‘”They have the largest hot tub in Dallas … a dance floor complete with stripper pole, a torture room … a group room with a giant frame with 6 full mattresses … and a semi-private room with three mattresses.”‘

    Maybe middle-aged people playing Naked Twister comes under the heading of the torture room?

  8. 8 DuncanR Says:

    ‘ …… Group sex can cut your heating bill by a third’

    Maybe so - but what about the cleaning bill?

  9. 9 chenier Says:

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    DuncanR Says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
    ‘ …… Group sex can cut your heating bill by a third’

    Maybe so - but what about the cleaning bill?

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    I wish you hadn’t said that; I’m thinking about those mattresses…

  10. 10 JuneJohnson Says:

    Bridge is less messy, or it can be….

  11. 11 chenier Says:

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    JuneJohnson Says:

    December 8th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
    Bridge is less messy, or it can be….

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    It looks more like Texas Hold ‘Em to me…

  12. 12 Penster Says:

    “It’s crazy that they want to force their morality down our throats …”
    Force something of yours down their throats Dawn. Your spin.

  13. 13 T. N. R. Says:

    I am all for the freedom for anyone to “consentually” do anything with anyone of age but I am also for the rights of the nieghbors to have a peacefull neighborhood and ample parking. 100 people regularly at anyones house for anything is looking for some kind of zoning restriction.
    Sounds like there is legitimate issues here, not morality.

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