Hillary Clinton Raises The Titantic And Remembers Live Aid

THE New England Historic Genealogical Society says Barack Obama is related to President Bush I and II, Gerald R. Ford, Lyndon B. Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison.

He is also related to Brad Pitt because a common ancestor lived 11 generations ago.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is the ninth cousin twice removed of Angelina Jolie, with whom she saved Namibia from genocide.

D. Brenton Simons, president of the 163-year-old genealogical society, also notes that Mrs. Clinton is also related to:

Jack Kerouac (co-author of On The Road With Hill and Bill)

Madonna (with whom Hillary appeared at Live Aid)

Celine Dion (without whom Hillary could not have raised the Titanic)

Alanis Morissette (You Oughta Know - Linda Tripp mix)

Camilla Parker-Bowles - an infamous mistress and therfore not in the least bit like Hillary

Hillary Clinton is 29.

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