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The Bible Bar

The Bible Bar is for good chewin’:

bible-bar The Bible Bar

It is unbaked and contains whole grain wheat and barley, organic figs and raisins (vines), pomegranates, extra virgin olive oil and raw honey.

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  1. 1 patch Says:

    Helps you work, rest and pray.

  2. 2 Q Says:

    Sounds sinfully caloric. Stick to apples.

  3. 3 Mic Says:

    Patch and Q….great comments!

    Mars was a God. He had his own snack bar waaaay before this.

  4. 4 Monkey's Uncle Says:

    I’ll give it a miss, I’m waiting for the Loaves and Fishes ready meal to hit the shelves

  5. 5 Mic Says:

    MU - got a big appetite have you?

  6. 6 penster Says:

    You’d have the devil’s own job getting kids to eat that

  7. 7 Mic Says:

    Hi Penster…

    I’m considering launching my own product in competition……. “Beelzebubblegum”.

  8. 8 lyn Says:

    Is there such a thing a raw honey - always thought honey was in its natural state. Sounds yukky to me all those ingredients. One thing that bar will do is cleanse the inwards well.

  9. 9 meercat Says:

    Goddamned raw honey, it’d be hell. Worshipping at the alter of porcelain for sure.

    Mic a line of loocifers for cleansing?

  10. 10 Mic Says:

    Raw honey? Isn’t that otherwise known as… a bee?

  11. 11 Lucie L'Astique Says:

    Mic - Beelzebubblegum sounds devilishly moreish

  12. 12 Mic Says:

    It’s got 9 layers of flavour to match Dante’s (a good PR chap… I must reward him one of these aeons…) circle’s of Hell.

    It’s Lucifericious!

    Whci reminds me; you’re not family are you Lucie?

  13. 13 Lucie L'Astique Says:

    Well, this band of L’Astiques stretches back a long way with a history of fallen arches, so maybe the fallen Archangel is there somewhere.

  14. 14 noseycow Says:

    Lucie - you fib - i thought it streched back to yesterday. :grin:

    catch you later x

  15. 15 Lucie L'Astique Says:

    nosey :wink:

  16. 16 penster Says:

    Jesus, I used my Adam’s apple joke in the scientology thread

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