Florida Plates For A Christian State
“I BELIEVE,” says the number plate of the car in front.
And what the people in the car in front believe in is Jesus. How valuable it is to have an insight into your fellow driver’s state of mind and set of beliefs.
In Florida the state legislative is looking into the merits of a number plate that carries a Christian cross, a stained-glass window and the words “I Believe.”
The inference is that I believe in Jesus.
If the plate is allowed, Florida would become the first state to have a license plate featuring a religious symbol that’s not part of a school logo.
This being America, of course, once the plate is on other religious groups will demand their own versions. There will accidents between religious groups and someone will plot a graph showing that Jews are far more likely to be involved in a traffic accident with Jesuits than Catholics who in turn are five times more likely to be rear ended by a Hindu.
Insurance companies will take into account your religious beliefs and those of your neighbours when assessing premiums. For a Muslim in Alabama, the premiums will be such that anyone who can afford them might as well by an Aston Martin and run it on burning five dollar bills.
The Star of David will be found to stand out more at night and so be safer than a crescent or the aforesaid cross, lest it be a burning one.
Of course, given the size of the typical American, the religion of choice will be Buddhist. And they should walk…
April 24th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I have a bumper sticker AND a keyring bought in USA that says ‘Jesus may love you but I think you’re an asshole’.
April 24th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Jesus is Coming………….Look Busy!
April 24th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Sticker “Jesus the jealous god - who will send you to eternal hell if you worship any other aspects of god.. the almighty omnipresent”
April 25th, 2008 at 8:55 am
if you have one of those stickers that says “Jesus is my car insurance”, does that mean you don’t have to pay Direct Line?
April 25th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Jesus Saves!
Ronaldo scores on the rebound
April 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Daihatsu - Jesu
April 25th, 2008 at 11:43 am
If Jesus was a Jew, how come he had a mexican name?
April 25th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Look son, it may say ‘Jesus is my car insurance’ on your bumper sticker, but unless you can ring him and get him to send you a valid certificate, you can’t have this tax disc….. understand?
April 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Disneyland, contained within Bubba2 land, contained within Bubba land.
All hail the United States of Bubba! All computers have a USB port, now you know why.