American Idol Carrie Underwood Is The Dentists’ Choice
WHEN Carrie Underwood was voted American Idol version 2391b a world of opportunity opened up for her.
Underwood has been voted “Smile of the Year” by one of America’s top half dozen leading dentistry magazines.
She has arrived.
Carrie says “Fnph gnuf lopikishy”, and the dentist with his forefinger and thumb in her mouth blushes.
He then asks her where she’s off to on holiday, tells her he feeds his tropical fish on his homemade fish food recipe, and that he hopes in 20 years time his patients will still be reading about Carrie’s wonderful, if slightly dog-eared, smile…
May 1st, 2008 at 7:50 pm
The girl has teeth, no doubt about it.
Whe I came to live in the US and went to a dentist he stared into my mouth and said, “So this is British dentistry?” “Yes, that’s it,” I replied.
He smiled indulgently down at me and said,”Dont worry, I can fix this.”
Take that Doctor Venning!
May 2nd, 2008 at 7:00 am
IS CARRIE UNDERWOOD A BAPTIST ‘CHRISTIAN’ OR NOT??
YOU DECIDE……….
MAYBE MILEY CYRUS AND CARRIE UNDERWOOD SHOULD THINK BEFORE THEY REPRESENT THEMSELVES AS ‘CHRISTIANS’ OR AT THE VERY LEAST AND BECAUSE THEY ARE IN THE PUBLIC EYE ADMIT WHEN THEY HAVE FALLEN SHORT, PEOPLE WOULD RESPECT THEM ALOT MORE IF THEY WERE TRULY HONEST… OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST HOLDS THOSE IN THE PUBLIC EYE WHO CLAIM TO BE A ‘CHRISTIAN’ TO A HIGHER STANDARD SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY ARE INFLUENCING A MUCH GREATER AMOUNT OF PEOPLE AND IN THEIR CASES IT’S IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS…………
BELOW IS A RECENT EMAIL FROM A PASTOR TO CARRIE’S MANAGEMENT TEAM…….
I have listened before to all of her songs and most are great and clean and sends a good-positive-loving-message. Although at my church alot of the congregation are asking me if Carrie is a “Christian” and I tell them yes as far as I know and from what I have read. Now if she truly is, then she should be ashamed of some of the songs that she has sung and or wrote, either way she sings them and they are played dozens of times on the radio. The first song she should be very ashamed about is: ( Before He Cheats-) it sends the wrong message to everyone to go and smash up your ex-boyfriends car if he cheats on you and it has been reported by various Police Departments that there have been some teenage idiots male and female that have already done this just because they heard this song and look up to Carrie. Now it is very wrong to cheat and commit adultry, but you move on and thats it, the old saying is true what comes around goes around…. The next song is:( Last Name-) what is she thinking singing a very sexually immoral song such as this, it just promotes screwing your brains out with drunken-loveless-sex and then going to Las Vegas to get Married and not because of love, but because of drunken stupidity, and it is ironic because in this song you say my “Mamma would be ashamed” well I have got news for you she’s not the only one… CARRIE, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THIS ESPECIALLY IF YOUR A “CHRISTIAN” If your a Christian then act like one, and people wonder why Christianity has a bad name, its because of all the so-called hypocrites that call themselves Christians when truly they are not, you cannot get a little bit pregnant you either are or your not, make up your minds and get off the fence! You obviously do not care about your faith in “Christ” but you should at least care enough about the young girls who look up to you as a role model, but it’s clear you don’t……