Happy Birthay Cakes, Victoria Beckham, Love Heidi Klum
IT’S Victoria Beckham’s birthday and Heidi Klum, the model, is wondering what to get her.
What does Posh need?
Heidi knows. She has bought her a dozen cupcakes from the Sprinkles bakery.
And there’s a note:
“Happy Birthday - expect a dozen every Friday! Love, Heidi.”
That’s right, Posh needs feeding. And this is the gift that keeps on coming. Every Friday for an entire year Her Poshness will receive 12 cakes.
The Anorak is minded of the quip between George Bush and the BBC’s political pundit Nick Robinson, he of the noble brow.
Having heard the President advise him to watch his head in the sun, Robinson retorted, “I didn’t know you cared?” Said Bush: “I don’t.”
Bush gave and at the same time he took. Can Klum be acting as similar style, the spiteful attack encased in the silken glove?
Or does he think Her Poshness likes cakes, moreover eats them?
May 6th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Cakes.
What a good idea.
Perhaps Heidi could be arrested on charges of incitement to bulimia?
May 6th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Can Klum be acting as similar style, the spiteful attack encased in the silken glove?
…………………
Sugar and Spite perhaps?
May 6th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Gosh, I wonder why that’s so familiar?
May 6th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
It was just a Lite hearted remark
May 6th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Let them eat cake.
May 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
bit OTT - Posh wouldn’t get through 1 cupcake in a week, never mind 12….