May 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I saved my life once by pretending to be a Manchester United supporter on Stretford station when they had lost at home. That takes guts
How did he know where on his throat to insert the knife? or doesn’t it matter? Have the medical profession been kidding all these years that we need doctors for such things?
I’m alsways rather taken with the idea of having to perform an emergency chest drain with a penknife and the outer of a biro or somesuch. (not on myself though)
I can do it. I always watch carefully on planes waiting for someone to start gasping so that I can leap into action with my quickly sharpened plastic knife and a drinking straw. Count down the ribs, mark the spot……. IN.
No need to give up the surgical career. You can buy knives with ceramic blades now that don’t show up on the xray for that impromptu airline surgery. I do hope no terrorists have just read that .
It breaks Mr C&C ’s heart when he has to be detached from his trusty Swiss Army Knife to board a plane. (he’s a couch Bear Grylls) Maybe they’ll come up with a ceramic one so that we can both fly happy!
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May 12th, 2008 at 12:09 am
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May 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I saved my life once by pretending to be a Manchester United supporter on Stretford station when they had lost at home. That takes guts
May 12th, 2008 at 12:16 am
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yampster Says:
May 12th, 2008 at 12:12 am
I saved my life once by pretending to be a Manchester United supporter on Stretford station when they had lost at home. That takes guts
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Not yours, I hope?
May 12th, 2008 at 9:08 am
How did he know where on his throat to insert the knife? or doesn’t it matter? Have the medical profession been kidding all these years that we need doctors for such things?
I’m alsways rather taken with the idea of having to perform an emergency chest drain with a penknife and the outer of a biro or somesuch. (not on myself though)
I can do it. I always watch carefully on planes waiting for someone to start gasping so that I can leap into action with my quickly sharpened plastic knife and a drinking straw. Count down the ribs, mark the spot……. IN.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:48 am
C&C
No need to give up the surgical career. You can buy knives with ceramic blades now that don’t show up on the xray for that impromptu airline surgery. I do hope no terrorists have just read that .
May 12th, 2008 at 10:00 am
Wow Yampster!
It breaks Mr C&C ’s heart when he has to be detached from his trusty Swiss Army Knife to board a plane. (he’s a couch Bear Grylls) Maybe they’ll come up with a ceramic one so that we can both fly happy!