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Gay Rights For Mad Bi-Polar Bares

polar-bear-bi-polar Gay Rights For Mad Bi-Polar Bares  BI-Polar disorder is this year’s manic depression. It’s the global warming of mental illnesses. German polar bears undoubtedly suffer from it. And anyone whose anyone has got it, or wants it. 

The New York Times reports:

About 5.7 million Americans over 18 have bipolar disorder … another 2.4 million have schizophrenia … The small slice of this disparate population who have chosen to share their experiences with the public liken their efforts to those of the gay-rights and similar movements of a generation ago.

Just as gay-rights activists reclaimed the word queer as a badge of honor rather than a slur, these advocates proudly call themselves mad; they say their conditions do not preclude them from productive lives.

But is it a movment. And if so, which way is it moving?

Members of the mad pride movement do not always agree on their aims and intentions.

Indeed…

  1. 1 Carmen Says:

    But is it a movment. And if so, which way is it moving?

    ************************

    They’re in two minds about this, somedays it’s up, somedays it’s down, all depends on the meds.

  2. 2 Gloria Smudd Says:

    But it’s all white to be bi-polar these days, surely?

  3. 3 Carmen Says:

    Bear with me, it’s been a long day……………

  4. 4 Gloria Smudd Says:

    I’m white behind you…

  5. 5 Carmen Says:

    I’m a bit grizzly, it’s bedtime for little moderators.

  6. 6 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Do Grizzlies prefer Marmite or Porridge on Tuesday mornings?

  7. 7 Carmen Says:

    Marmite for company, but ooh, post me some porridge, pretty please!

  8. 8 Gloria Smudd Says:

    If only it was Oats-so-simple…

  9. 9 chenier Says:

    Thus breaking all the rules about what bears have for breakfast; surely honey is called for?

  10. 10 Carmen Says:

    Honey I can get, but the bloody Frogs don’t understand porridge, or sausages.

    Mmmmn, sausages, sausage sarnie, Yorkshire tea bag in a steaming mug, Hp sauce, oooh, aaah, oooh, more, faster, please!

  11. 11 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Or a smackerel of something similar, if Saul hasn’t snaffled it all.

  12. 12 chenier Says:

    Sausages don’t work well by post; it would have to be a day trip by ferry…

  13. 13 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Carmen - I do the cartwheels, chenier has ideas about camels, you do the Voice of Reason - calm down, Madame!

  14. 14 Carmen Says:

    Camper van can be at Calais docks by 8am, Can you?

  15. 15 chenier Says:

    Sadly not; the bloody camel really doesn’t get up to speed much before noon…

  16. 16 Carmen Says:

    Pricked sausage teaser.

  17. 17 Carmen Says:

    Gloria

    I’ll have you know I’m in this thread as the Voice of Insanity.

  18. 18 chenier Says:

    Really, Madam! I’m shocked!

    Which reminds me; has the genuine cobblestone from PDL developed any distinguishing features yet?

  19. 19 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Hp sauce, oooh, aaah, oooh, more, faster, please!
    I’ll have you know I’m in this thread as the Voice of Insanity.

    ……………….

    The three of us should form a pop group - we could be called Banan-shee-rama?

  20. 20 Carmen Says:

    No, Public Holiday in France today, but just wait until the photoshop opens Tuesday, a little hand print methinks………or maybe a footprint.

  21. 21 Carmen Says:

    Is that the cat that chewed the new shoe?

  22. 22 chenier Says:

    Nothing too over the top; after all, miracles have to be plausible, sorry, I mean genuine…

  23. 23 chenier Says:

    About the 3 of us forming a pop group; what are we going to pop?

  24. 24 Carmen Says:

    Weasel, definitely weasel.

  25. 25 chenier Says:

    As long as it’s not balloons; I have a nervous disposition. I never go near bears of any kind…

  26. 26 Gloria Smudd Says:

    23
    chenier Says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    About the 3 of us forming a pop group; what are we going to pop?

    ……………………

    We are going to be a tribute band to Bananarama and pop our waist-fastenings as we blare out the lines “Girth of Venus, Your Desire..”

    I’ll get me coat ..

  27. 27 Carmen Says:

    We could be The Mad Tri-Polar Bares…….

    With that I bid you both adieu…..

  28. 28 chenier Says:

    I do hope that you two can sing.

    I see myself as more of an artistic director type, though if pressed I could probably sew on a few million sequins.

    But I refuse point blank to go anywhere near an iron…

  29. 29 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Can’t act, can’t sing, can dance a little.

  30. 30 chenier Says:

    29
    Gloria Smudd Says:

    May 12th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    Can’t act, can’t sing, can dance a little.

    —————————–

    I am not going to do everything you do, wearing high heels, and going backwards…

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