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God Turns Chuck Norris On

CHUCK Norris, famous for punching people in the throat, is addressing Liberty University’s graduating class.

“I wound up drifting from my faith,” says Norris. “I had been in films and I had fame and fortune, but I was very unhappy and I couldn’t figure out why.”

Then his Gena was reading the Bible to him: “It’s like the Holy Spirit hit me and said, ‘Chuck it’s time to come home’. I was hot for the Lord, and I still am to this day.”

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2 Responses to “God Turns Chuck Norris On”

  1. chenier Says:

    Right.

    I daresay that kids attending Jerry Falwell’s college have never heard of the Lord, much less getting hot for him, so it’s just as well Norris was there to chuck it to them…

  2. Gloria Smudd Says:

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    chenier Says:

    May 18th, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Right.

    I daresay that kids attending Jerry Falwell’s college have never heard of the Lord, much less getting hot for him, so it’s just as well Norris was there to chuck it to them…

    …………………

    Unless of course some are familiar with the work of Clapton.

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