REASONS to like Barack Obama: He Smokes

BARACK Obama smokes, and has smoked cigarettes

ABC News’ Sunlen Miller Reports: Senator Barack Obama told reporters in St. Louis today that he has fallen off the wagon and smoked cigarettes in the last few months…

Obama has been smoking for years, and his lifetime habit has stunted his growth making him only visible through a magnifying lens.

When needed in public, the real Obama employs a leggy former basketball player, one Nigel Hitler, to repeat his lines word for word and grab the lectern and nod in moments of quiet reflection.

The only words Nigel has offered off pat are “Yes We Can”, a reply given in response to Obama’s pressing on whether or not he could be heard.

For such reasons, Obama now sits in Nigel’s hair, talking through a straw and smoking a large… Continues for the nest 23 hours and 15 minutes of rolling news…

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Posted: 11th, June 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink