Comments on: The George Bush Sewer

By: Andrew Yu-Jen Wang

Andrew Yu-Jen Wang — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:40:31 +0000

George W. Bush’s sentence-by-sentence speaking skills are deteriorating. Apparently, this may be due to a mental illness called “presenile dementia.” Bush may or may not be secretly still drinking heavily. Bush lied, and thousands of people died. Bush suffers from narcissism and megalomania. Moreover, Bush has been arrested three times. Bush was arrested for disorderly conduct. Bush was arrested for stealing. Bush was also arrested for a serious crime—driving under the influence of alcohol. There are reasons to believe that Bush suffers from a learning disability. Bush’s learning disability would explain a lot of things. All in all, Bush is a severely mentally ill individual. Bush is not fit to be the president of the United States.

Bush should be locked up.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA

By: dairy

dairy — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:43:00 +0000

where’s the little men in white coats when you need ‘em…?

By: coco

coco — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:55:09 +0000

Go Girl! I won’t stand in your way.

By: toiletwater

toiletwater — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 09:50:45 +0000

Coco

I lik my gorges to dance. He rocs.

By: coco

coco — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 04:32:15 +0000

toiletwater …… I am George’s (GB) biggest and greatest fan. I love him with all my heart and all my soul!

He was not outside the Pound Shop in Crawley. He has been with me all week in St Louis where we have been helping McCain with the campaign.

I think you have him mixed up with GB - Gordon Brown! He’s always at the Pound Shop because he cannot add up to save his life.

And he’s a Presbyterian - known for their canny shopping habits - Shite at budgeting though - as we can see from the past Chancellory years.

He should have kept a wee bit in reserve for the crash!

By: toiletwater

toiletwater — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 18:10:42 +0000

Goerge i lv u, i am ur bigest fan, u wer fab wheni saw u live outside the pound shop in crawley. pls say ul marry me il w8 for u till i’m 16. my mum wud say ok, u r so cool w8ing 7 yrs wil b worth it. xxxxxxxxxxxx

By: JuneJohnson

JuneJohnson — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:22:58 +0000

Its lovely!

Actually be an idea to work on agw naming his next boat - fast -stunning- sleek after me, but he’ll probably settle for Anorak or something equally bizarre, and irrational

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:17:55 +0000

It worked!

Beats a double-hulled, Bahamian-registered oil tanker hands down, wouldn’t you agree?

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:15:03 +0000

Something went wrong there; my gracious and elegant image failed to appear.

I shall try a link…

http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=gxvsuQJ

By: chenier

chenier — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 14:12:45 +0000

I could live with having a ship named after me, but not a double-hulled, Bahamian-registered oil tanker…

Something gracious and elegant, naturally…