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Police Log: The Cheetos Bandits

IN St. Paul, USA, police followed a trail of Cheetos dust to three teenagers suspected of burglarizing a vending machine.

Officers were called to the Arlington Recreation Center on July 29, where they found a vending machine’s glass had been broken with a chair.

Most of the candy and chips were missing, according to a criminal complaint in Ramsey County District Court.

The officers followed the orange, dusty trail from the rec center, around the side of the building and to a nearby home. Inside, they found numerous vending-sized bags of Cheetos and other snacks.

All three yellow handed yooths deny the allegation…

  1. 1 dairy Says:

    it’s a stain on their character…

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