The Waterboard Thrill Ride
ROLL up. Roll over. Open your mouth and say “AAAAHHHHH!”. It’s Steve Powers’s ‘Waterboard Thrill Ride’ in Coney Island.
Push a dollar into the slot. Peer through the metal bars. Marvel as a hooded man pours refreshing water up the nose and in the mouth of a figure in an orange jumpsuit.
Wonder at the reality as OJ man writhes for a full 15 seconds.
“It don’t Gitmo better!”
August 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am
What’s the alternative? Sawing somebody’s head off and camcording it?
This is a mild alternative to be quite honest.
My Uncle had his knuckles and toes broken several times in Japan- which is kind of inbetween having water torture and having your head sawed off.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
The mods have to police the vitriolic cobblers on the MM threads. Maybe they should charge people to watch that ona webcam.
It could raise a few quid in beer/wine/glenlivet/marijuana/prozac money.
August 9th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Mic,
that’s a very kind thought.
But the Glenlivet would be wasted on them…
August 9th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
A kind thought….
Shit! I’ll ruin my image if I’m not careful.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:46 am
you’d pay good money down at Cynthia Paine’s place for that….