Pastor Accused Of Grand Theft Dildo
REPORTS ABC News: “Preacher Arrested for Breaking into Home, Stealing Sex Toy.”
So this is what it comes to when the thrill of sex and buzz of religion mix. The sooner the Anglican Church makes a united stance on gays, woman and other perversions the better. For shame!
Scott Murray, 48, working on behalf of the Pastoral Ministries and Outreach programs at New Covenant Church in Clyde for nearly a decade, is accused of grand theft dildo.
Murray had turned himself in and resigned from his job.
“This is just unreal.. I’m sorry for the pastor and his family,” says Linda Mason of Clyde.
The church’s senior pastor, Nick Honerkamp, tells News 13 that he and his entire staff were shocked by the allegations. He says he is deeply grieving for the victim and praying for her, her family, and Scott Murray.
Lest they be cast in the very pits of hell and have large red-hot, possibly vibrating objects of un-godly origin, or very possibly made in China, inserted…
Say Oh-My-God and Amen!
August 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Why steal one?
There are any number of reasonably priced items at a sex shop near You, or, in this case, Him, and provided you don’t aspire to Coco de Mer goodies they are perfectly affordable even for a pastor.
So was it the thrill of forbidden fruit?
August 10th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
chenier Says:
August 10th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Why steal one?
There are any number of reasonably priced items at a sex shop near You, or, in this case, Him, and provided you don’t aspire to Coco de Mer goodies they are perfectly affordable even for a pastor.
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leather
chain link (precious metals only)
Courts
Sex toy connesiour (can’t bloody spell
)
Shoe fetish…
Have I missed ought?
August 10th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
curiouser and curiouser..
now I could swear that I posted something suitably defamatory (evidence available on request for a very reasonable fee) on this thread.
Were could it have got to??
Is Miss High and Mighty on duty today perchance?
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M&A
Artemis
For some reason that post ended in the spammer; it has now been released, though if you give me any more lip you may not be so lucky next time around.
August 10th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
trembles with fear, cowering underneath the desk…
August 10th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
New ones don’t smell the same
August 10th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Can’t comment on the taste. Never tasted a new one
August 11th, 2008 at 6:09 am
I have just read a report that says he thought it was a Majick Wand and that it would bring him a grander house, bigger garden and an even bigger flock of beneficial friends - who would in turn, ply him with food and drink and tell him he was wonderful and wise!
I’ve known vicars who wear ladies knickers - while doing funerals!
And one who wears stockings under his cassock.
Anorakians! The stories I could tell you about the people closest to my mate God!
August 11th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I am not sure whether they are all upset because he burgled the woman’s house or because he nicked her vibrator…???