Will John McCain Or Barack Obama Die First?
JOHN McCain or Barack Obama, the main player in the Barack Obama Death Cult. Which is going to die first?
While many are waiting (is hope to strong a word?) for Obama to be shot, McCain keeps getting older.
DEMOCRATS.COM tells us:
“McCain is two years older than his father was when he died suddenly of a heart attack at 70.”
As Tim Blair points out: Obama is four years younger than his mother was when she was diagnosed with the cancer that would kill her. And Obama smokes.
So which one will die first? Unless McCain is already dead?
Make your mark. Place your bets…

August 28th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Can you utter tosspots stop with the assassination shite? Yes, it’s been awhile since Spencer Perceval bought the farm, and it must be that you are unacquainted with our nation’s violent history–and this continual umphy-bumphy “will Obama be shot” etc., shows you to be as vapid as the rest of the godforsaken website/blogs in creation. We have finally in this country taken the utterly sane decision to nominate a young black man; you seem insistent that he will be shot. Your racism would be perfectly in place in Mississippi in 1962. Off you come from my bookmarks, and I should hope that your page-hits decrease spectacularly and that you find yourself down in the tube station at midnight, attacked by those who smell of pubs, Wormwood Scrubs, and too many right-wing meetings–where, undoubtedly, you’ve also bumped into them.
M and A
OOh love letter of the week!
August 28th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I suggest the utter tosspots are over in the USA, currently plotting their 15 minutes of fame whilst legally gaining access to firearms due to an unbelievable government policy which allows any nutter capable of stringing 2 words together to buy a killing machine.
the “assassination shite” - as you so delicately put it - has been vindicated only this week with the uncovering of one group of bozos and their bigoted plans.
the decision your country has taken to nominate a young black man for President is courageous and long overdue - the only shame is that there are still those in the USA who are insane enough to try and stop it by any means possible, however extreme.
the racism - in this instance - is on your side of the pond, San Antonio, not here - the vast majority of British people (I would hazard a guess) would welcome Barack Obama with open arms and a big sigh of relief at the disappearance of the moron Bush.
try reading the articles for what they are, ie. satirical comment, nothing more - certainly not incitement to murder - we’ll leave that to your extreme Right thanks.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Darlings! Let’s not get overheated about all this - it’s only a bit of politics we are discussing!
This is nothing to do with Obama being black! It is to do with the guy’s lack of substance.
I don’t care if a blue pygmy with antennae on its head comes to rule the US - but bear in mind - the US is a massive power with a lot of clout.
We don’t want that power being misused - as it was during the Clinton Administration.
Drafting in this new side-kick - Biden - was a snub by Obama to the Clintons - who incidentally come as a package.
If he can snub these two - what the fuck else is on his agenda? Huh? What else?
Looks like you need a Coco Commentariat Party in the US if you ask me.
I will bring change! And I will bring McCain with me!
August 28th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
In the US, women are the new blacks!
Heaven forbid one of them should ever be nominated for President - bare foot and pregnant I say!
August 29th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
best man for the job is generally a woman, TRS, and don’t you lot just love it…!!!