Joe Biden Is Neil Kinnock Is Robert Kennedy
BARACK Obama’s running mate Joe Biden has modelled himself on which British politican from the last twenty years:
a) Maggie Thatcher
b) Tony BLair
c) David Owen
d) Neil Kinnock
SAYS Neil Kinnock, former Labour leader and light bulb head:
Why am I the first Kinnock in a thousand generations to be able to get into university? Why is Glenys the first woman in her family in a thousand generations to be able to get into university? Was it because all our predecessors were thick? Did they lack talent? Those people who could sing and play and recite and write poetry? The people who could make wonderful, beautiful things with their hands? Those people who could dream dreams, see visions? Why didn’t they get it? Was it because they were weak? Those people who could work eight hours underground and then come up and play football? Weak? Does anybody really think that they didn’t get what we had because they didn’t have the talent or the strength or the endurance or the commitment? Of course not. It was because there was no platform upon which they could stand.
Says Joe Biden, John McCain fan and plagiarist:
I started thinking as I was coming over here, why is it that Joe Biden is the first in his family ever to go to a university? Why is it that my wife who is sitting out there in the audience is the first in her family to ever go to college? Is it because our fathers and mothers were not bright? Is it because I’m the first Biden in a thousand generations to get a college and a graduate degree that I was smarter than the rest? Those same people who read poetry and wrote poetry and taught me how to sing verse? Is it because they didn’t work hard? My ancestors, who worked in the coal mines of Northeast Pennsylvania and would come up after 12 hours and play football for four hours? No, it’s not because they weren’t as smart. It’s not because they didn’t work as hard. It’s because they didn’t have a platform upon which to stand.
Want to know more about Joe Biden?
He was not the first person from his family to attend college. His ancestors never played footy, although they might have played American football. Joe’s dad sold cars. Did Robert Kennedy’s dear old dad sell motors in the Rhonda Valley?
Kennedy: “Few will have the greatness to bend history itself. But each of us can work to change a small portion of events, and in the total of all those acts will be written the history of this generation.”
Biden: “Well, few of us have the greatness to bend history itself. But each of us can act to affect a small portion of events, and in the totality of these acts will be written the history of this generation.”
Joe Biden - he wants your life…
August 28th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Come with me! I’ll bend fucking history for you! I’ll get you all into University and make sure your families get a voice!
I’ll even build you a fucking platform!
August 28th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
But it’s no use having a platform if there’s no fucking trains Biden!
August 28th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Biden! Take a tip from the Commentariat.
Talk about sorting your infrastructure out first. Talk about your transport links. Then sort your health-care and education policies.
Then sort your export and import policies out - Then concentrate on your defence policies and the terrorist threats.
That’s what McCain is concentrating on- and that’s what the masses want.
D
September 14th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
In America, most bachelor’s degrees require 120, up to 128 semester hours of course work. this is pretty standard, for many years. Stanford and Colgate, two real good schools, are on a quarter hour basis, but that is rare.
Biden boasts that he earned 162 credits for his first university degree. Why? He was headed for law school. In that era, most guys went right from university(college) in June to law school in August or September of the same year.
what is this about? More Biden ledgerdemain with his own facts, or does the extra undergraduate work belie some other nefarious aspect of his candidacy. You tell me…
Will
September 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
When Joe Biden apologized for plagarizing Neil Kinnock he stole liberally from Henry Fonda as Tom Joad in the movie “The Grapes of Wrath” (the scene where Tom Joad says goodbye to his mother). A Boston TV station spliced together film of Joe and Henry. It was hilarious. I wish it would surface on YouTube.