Sarah Palin And The 3am Moose Call
HILLARY Clinton supporters may go for John McCain now he’s revealed that his vice president would be one Sarah Palin.
She’s the woman to man the red phone in times of emergency.
It’s 3am, the phone is ringing… And Sarah Palin:
Sarah and her father would sometimes wake at 3 a.m. to hunt moose before school, and the family regularly ran 5k and 10k races
Ring… Ring… You have reached the White House residence press:
‘1′ for “I have a dirty bomb”
‘2′ for ”I bought a bomb from you guys and have lost the instructions”
‘3′ for I am appalled that a senior US politician approves of blood sports…
Posted: 29th, August 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin Comments (21) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 1st, 2008 at 2:00 am
some might say Hillary is a moose….?
Penis
September 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am
some might say Hillary is a moose….?
August 31st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Having read this page full of nonsense, it seems to me that the PETA peeps are penning such unreadable nonsense that this page might actually win Sarah some votes.
I think it’s terrific that a woman is once again on the ticket; too bad it wasn’t Hilliary.
I don’t care if she shot fifty mooses.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Clap your hands!
August 30th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I wonder what chance a one legged,, lesbian latino has of becoming President or vice President?……anything is possible if we just believe.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:56 am
A Pistol Packin’ Momma!
August 30th, 2008 at 5:13 am
Guten Morgen! Had to laugh yesterday about 3pm. What a stupendous time to throw this woman into the arena.
Utterly superb and precisely calculated timing. Puts Obama in the shade immediately
I knew that something was about to happen - but never guessed it would be the anti-arbortion lady. That’s all I ever known her for.
Love the fact that she believes in the right to bear arms but very disturbed that such a self-proclaimed ‘maverick’ doesn’t believe in the woman’s right to choose!
She will hopefully elaborate on the circumstances in which she will allow an abortion!
But let’s face up to it- fab running mate!
Mr McCain - you are onto a winner here!
August 30th, 2008 at 12:17 am
It’s fine for you, George, but how the hell am I supposed to defend the nation when these numbskulls don’t even know how to shoot a moose?
What if Russia wants to invade when I’m talking them through Load the Gun 101?
I’m for bed, but I hope you will provide some tuition for tomorrow.
Particularly since there’s someplace called Georgia with people asking what the Republicans are doing about the invasion…
August 30th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Hey call me. Please read the menu carefully as our options have changed:
1. If you have question about WMD
2. If you found a WMD
3. To start a new media propaganda machine
4. To Fuck up another stable economy
5. To know the status on Iraq Fuck
6. Plans on Iran Fuck
7. Shooting with Dick C
8. McCain for President.
9. Dinner with Bin Laden.
“Holy!! i hope we had more than 9 numbers on phone”
God bless…. hehehehe
August 29th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
I’m still in shock from Axel Rose; shorts and boots and moose?
No; that’s not going to work.
Eliza Dushku must be heaving a sigh of relief…
August 29th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Dangle a script at the end of a stick?
August 29th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Phone Luc Besson and have him write her off?
August 29th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Would the moose really care who shot it?
But I agree; is this moose murder we are discussing, or is it aiding and abetting moose murder?
And how the hell do I get Peta off my lawn?
August 29th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Bully for her!
August 29th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Enquiring minds want to know, has she actually shot a moose herself, or just gone on hunts with her dad? Because if she has shot a moose, there will be comparisons on the news of the last pres/veepcandidate to have shot a moose, and if it is not Teddy Roosevelt I will be very surprised. Googling now!
August 29th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
‘9′ for “I want to speak to the President”…
August 29th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
‘8′ for “Ok, Peta are dead, what do I do now?”
August 29th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
‘7′ for “Peta are picketing me, what do I do?”
August 29th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
‘6′ for ‘Ok, the moose is dead, what do I do now?”
August 29th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
‘5′ for “There’s a moose on my lawn and I don’t know what to do”…
August 29th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
‘4′ for “I want to emigrate to someplace where they don’t let women near the button”…