P Diddy On The Death Of John McCain And Why Sarah Palin Gets His Vote
KEN Dodd’s go-it-alone Diddy Man, P Diddy, has cracked the US but seems ignorant of its demographic make up. But he is sure about Sarah Palin and John McCain.
This is the job to be the leader of the world. World President. Get letter writing, Guardian readers.
Diddy does not wish death upon John McCain, but he does only want the septuagenarian to live to see 110, and in the US that’s about the time the unicorn semen injection kicks in and you tie on your face with your eyebrows.
Diddy Man repeats himself, a lot. It’s what makes him a rapper, a big fan of Was Not Was:
Boom boom alaska-laska laska boom
Boom boom alaska-laska boom boom
There are no black people in Sarah Palin’s Alaska, says Diddy man. So that’s the white supremicist vote secured for Sarah Palin, so too that of the Nation of Islam and all other totalitarian, pro-segregation groups.
There are no crack heads in Sarah Palin’s Alaska, says the Diddy Man. So that’s the tough-on-crime vote secured for Sarah Palin.
Diddy Man For Palin…
August 31st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
i thought felons couldn’t vote.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:17 am
no, that’s just felines….
September 1st, 2008 at 10:29 am
Speak for yourself, Dairy.
All the cats I have ever known regarded democracy as a useful fable enabling their servants to carry on providing them with a varied and tasty cuisine three times daily without ever stopping to wonder just who was in charge…
September 1st, 2008 at 11:33 am
Chenier - I just meant that they were not permitted to vote - whether they would actually bother or not is another matter…
September 1st, 2008 at 11:54 am
Dairy,
Why bother when you can get everything you wish for without raising a paw?
There is some evidence to suggest that the occasional rebel believes that one day humanity may be wise enough to rule itself, though a session in the tumble dryer due to some idiot not realising you were taking a nap in it usually restores the status quo ante…
September 1st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
…paws for thought….
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
p diddy is such a disrespectful ass!!! hope he chokes while rapping! dont talk shit about an educated woman when your an uneducated crackhead!!!
September 4th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Who cares what P. Diddy says? His ignorant tirade made him look like a complete ass! This is from a man that has been charged in the infamous night club shooting…and how many baby momma’s does he have?? Yes, Diddy stay with the music industry because when you speak politics and degrade a woman VP it just shows your blatant ignorance in regards to issues of merit.