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Barack Obama In Favour Of Global Warming

BARACK Obama is with the press corps. Yeah, they love him. Feel that tremour? Obama spots someone he recognises:

Before settling in for a few minutes to speak briefly about the issues of the day with Pop Ellis’ owner Doug Ellis and his staff, Obama got word that “Big Daddy” Don Garlits was in the house.

“Hey! Hey! Over here!” Obama yelled to the traveling band of national press.

Don..?

Obama, now with his arm draped over Garlits, pronounced, “This is the father of big-time drag racing right here.”

Well, if you don’t have a jet

  1. 1 chenier Says:

    What are the chances of Gordon Brown popping into Pop Ellis’s Soda Shoppe & Grill?

    Answers on a postcard please…

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    Drag - like on a cigarette

  3. 3 Percy Stilton Says:

    Drag- like Elton John

  4. 4 Karen Says:

    You mean he says stuff that doesn’t involve Sarah Palin!

    Who knew… :shock:

  5. 5 dairy Says:

    bet Elton’s after a pair of those f*ck me shoes….

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