Preserving John McCain In Barack Obama’s Bile
BARACK Obama, or Team Obama, to give its Americanism, has a new advert out. Its features John McCain wearing pair of bins that used to go well with a dirty Macintosh in 70’s anti-paedo films.
You half expect a voice to come on and tell us: “Charlie says stay away from John McCain.”
Sat in his demob suit below a disco ball, his PA talking down a brick-sized phone, him trying to tune into Dallas on his outdated computer and get his withered hand around a Rubik’s Cube, McCain is old and useless.
And a voiceover:
“Things have changed in the last 26 years, but McCain hasn’t”
He hasn’t aged a day.
Forget McCain dying on the job, those electrodes to his pee hole have preserved him for eternity. In thirty years time, he’ll still look the same, albeit in Sarah Palin’s old glasses and using an iPod.
Voice over:
“He admits he still doesn’t know how to use a computer, can’t send an e-mail…”
What a loser. Bet he can’t even tie his shoelaces…
McCain’s severe war injuries prevent him from combing his hair, typing on a keyboard, or tying his shoes.
Another win for Obama, then, as he attacks a man who might have missed out on the computer craze because he was injured fighting for his country. He should have borrowed one of Stephen Hawking’s machines, or used a straw. He should have tried harder.
Mr Bingley wonders if it makes sense to attack your opponent on the ground of age. Especially when in 1972, Obama’s running mate Joe Biden was a US Senator in Washington while John McCain was a prisoner in Hanoi…
Obama spokesman Dan Pfeiffer said the campaign was not making an issue of the 72-year-old McCain’s age, but the time he’s spent in Washington.
Sure…
“Our economy wouldn’t survive without the Internet, and cyber-security continues to represent one our most serious national security threats,” Pfeiffer said. “It’s extraordinary that someone who wants to be our president and our commander in chief doesn’t know how to send an e-mail.”
If he did use the web, he could see how Sarah Palin is the big online hit, and that Obama is a virus…
September 13th, 2008 at 11:09 am
McCain & Palin do not need the internet to show them that Barak is loosing this election but it helps. Barak should beware….playing with fire can get you burnt…John & Sarah are the perfect match.
September 13th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Just asking but how is it ok for Mcain /Palin to completly lie in ads ,on the stumps ,and in interviews but when they get called on it the right wing say it’s bile ,and actually have the nerve to do it with a straight face even though every news organization
calls them on it .
Ican read & I have a computer Idon’t have a college degree but Ilike I said I read
and every thing that I have read by acuallty looking at the real record tells me what I need to know.
I’m starting to belive that the rigth wing is really fighting to have only to classes & that is rich & poor.