Why The CIA Reads Your Newspapers
THE CIA reads your local newspapers every morning because:
“We have found, pushing analysts forward into the area in which they report, the things they think about, accelerates this experiential curve. And why does it accelerate the experiential curve? Because the first newspaper they read in the morning is a local newspaper in the local language; the last thing they look at, at night before they go to bed is the local news in the local language. They know whether things are comfortable or uncomfortable, the population is tight or relaxed because they’re on the metro with them, I mean, all of those things that an attaché can absorb, we’re trying to do that for our analysts as well.”
Local news is where it all begins…
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Media Bitch, Twitterings Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 13th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Shhhhhhhuuuuuussssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhh
We’re pretty sure that the George thread was infiltrated and used by the FBI to communicate with MI5; we keep it quiet since we don’t want the CIA and MI6 to carpet bomb it…
September 13th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Al-Qaeda will now have to stop giving out those coded attack messages disguised as obituaries of local heroes and sentimental wedding stories.