Hillary, Will You Dress Up As Sarah Palin For Me?
DARLING… Can I ask your something; a favour? Well… Will you change the blonde helmet and the trouser suits..? Will you dress up as, well, er, Sarah Plain for me..?
First came the glasses. Now the Wall Street Journal reports that “many women” are snapping up Sarah Palin-style shoes and glasses.
Many are “blogging about which brand of lipstick she wears”. Yeah, the lipstick that comes in a tube fashioned into a trotter.
Hairstylists and wig sellers report sudden demand for her trademark up-dos.
Well, one has:
“Obviously we’re going to get a jump from this,” says Joe Aronesty, owner of WigSalon.com. In the past week, the company has sold about 25 Palin-esque wigs, ranging in price from $100 to the “Bargain Sarah Palin” wig for $46. “And it’s not even close to Halloween.”
Halloween nothing. Sarah Plain is an object of no small desire. She is the bikini-clad stuff of dreams.
So, darling will you, you know, change?
Says she: “For you, Bill…”
Posted: 13th, September 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
GET THE NEST OFF OF HER HEAD IT MAKES HER LOOK WORSE, no no, wait, it makes her look better! KEEP IT ON!!
September 15th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Dairy, do stop mulletting about things…
September 15th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
…so how does the owner of WigSalon.com reckon he’s going to get a shag out of it then…?
September 14th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Hilary needs her pheasant plucking
September 14th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Ever think what you might be called if La Palin was your mother?
Try it here
http://www.personal-space.com/palin/index.php
Say hello to Bigger Channel Palin and his wife Shank Piston Palin
September 14th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Inspired, John.
I am doomed to hitting myself over the head with the proverbial blunt instrument to try and erase that wretched song from my brain.
I think it’s time to break open the Glenlivet…
September 14th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Davy(now Hilary) Crockett……..the new Queen of the wild frontier…?
September 13th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
….the pheasants are revolting
September 13th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
That isn’t a hen!
It’s a pheasant…
September 13th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
So why is she wearing a hen on her head?