Hugh Hefner Prepres To Get Younger, Prettier Models
HUGH Hefner prepares to dump his nursing ward of strumpets. Says he:
“Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I’m sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret.”
Ageism at the Playboy mansion…
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September 23rd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
……probably because the US Treasury is under the mistaken impression that they are traded on the Taiwanese rabbit futures market…
September 23rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Though the Troubled Asset Relief Program has, unintentionally, I am sure, omitted all reference to ageing bunnies…
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Yes, but at least the stroke is likely to be the other way round…
September 23rd, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Every Dirty Old Man eventually progress into being a Dead Old Man, so the girls themselves might be wanting to get out of the house in case Hef’s big bulging heart gives out at an inopportune moment. Imagine the quotes: “Can you believe the bastard didn’t even have the curtesy to give me an *rg*sm before he died?”