Sarah Palin’s Alaskans For Oil-Enriched Water
SARAH Palin is not a witch. No spin doctors for Palin; just witch doctors.
Now in the Washington Post, Art Hackney, a political consultant and director of Alaskans for Clean Water, speaks out.
Yeah, Art Hackney, a man who sounds like a community collective in East London where members make papier-mâché effigies of Wives of Hizbollah.
He “speculated that Palin may have been irked by complaints about the biased language on the state Web site. It was her way of waving her wand, as she is wont to do,’ he said, ‘. . and poof, undercut this effort with one fell swoop.’”
Sarah Palin has a wand? Like a witch? Maybe she uses it to transfix teenage boys?
Of course, clean water might not be all it’s cracked up to be:
After surviving the 1989 Exxon Valdez oil spill as a pup and teaching millions of fans about the spill’s devastating effects on her species, Nyac, the Vancouver Aquarium’s oldest sea otter, succumbed to leukemia Tuesday, leaving staff profoundly saddened.
At 20, Nyac lived about five years longer than most otters in the wild or captivity and was showing signs of aging.
Alaskans For Oil-Enriched Water. Black magick!
September 28th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
I think we are all mature enough to accept that people do wave their wands from time to time; it’s not as if we are prudes.
No, we definitely are not shocked or in any way horrified by this disclosure.
Of course there is one tiny little niggle of concern, which I’m sure Sarah’s campaign staff will be happy to clear up, as to just how often she waves it.
If she is only wont to do this once a week then we can all move forward, but I would be a little more concerned about a Vice President waving her wand around all the time, because that might conflict with her duties as McCain’s representative on Earth.
It’s not easy channelling a dead President, or, as we like to refer to him, a Formerly Living President, and we need someone who can commit whole heartedly to the task.
So, come on Sarah; answer the question….
September 29th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Well she isn’t a witch as I know it, but do beware of the Dark Moon coming shortly, followed by the Waxing moon…..
September 29th, 2008 at 11:16 am
..once a week wand-waving with waxing moon…. wow!!
September 29th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
There is another video showing Sarah Palin and her ties to witchcraft.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzoA2QlUSto