Sarah Palin Naked In A Chicago Bar
TO the Old Town Ale House in Chicago, where artist Bruce Elliott tells the Windy Citizen is tlaking about the naked picture of Sarah Palin:
“The idea for the painting came to him a week earlier when he noticed his daughter Grace, who works behind the bar, was performing an uncanny Sarah Palin impression.
“My daughter is a heck of a stand-in for Sarah Palin. She can even do the voice”
Yeah, you can just make our her voice in the picture…
Sarah Palin: Faking Sex Appeal, Hockey Glasses And Crude In Alaska
September 29th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Frist!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Frist? Is that in the Urban Dictionary? Something about quasi-incestuous fathers who paint pictures of naked women to satisfy repressed lust for their daughters?
September 29th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
No; it’s a quaint old tradition here at Anorka Towers.
Anokra himself adopts a ‘Take No Prisoners’ approach to spelling, which kind of rubs off on the rest of us…
September 29th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
Is that a polar bear SP’s standing on? Or is it symbolic of Vladimir Putin and SP’s Russian Specialist dynamic?
September 29th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Haven’t a clue.
What is she holding?
September 29th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Appears to be a bent-barreled M-16, perhaps Dick Cheney’s cast-off (”Damn thing never shot straight…”). It looks a bit more realistic than Lilly Allen’s Uzi-that-was-actually-an-AK, but the barrel is far too long in proportion. I prefer nuclear missiles anyway.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
No wait, the barrel isn’t really too long, it’s just in the real rifle the fat bit goes on for much longer, like in here:
http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/02297/M16_2.jpg
September 29th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
That’s good; for one awful moment I thought it was a broomstick…
September 29th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
“The fat bit goes on for much longer”
That sounds like the kind of thing that was said when Hanky met Nancy.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I’m sure Sarah is working on a broomstick-rifle hybrid, so she could swoop over the Alaskan plains and gun down moose, liberals and lost Russians at will.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Her shoes are bit impractical for all that shootin
September 29th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Yah, and I bet the bear is going “Ow, switch to sandles please!”
September 29th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Are you going to say it or am I?
Those are not ‘Shoot Me’ shoes…
September 29th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
“Shoot Me” shoes. Nice euphimism.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Wonder if they are Red or Dead…..
September 30th, 2008 at 4:05 am
Where’s conjunctivitis when you need it….
September 30th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Well, that’s set equality back a generation.
I guess there isn’t a matching one of Obama’s male running mate?
September 30th, 2008 at 8:39 am
no - he’s just biden his time….
September 30th, 2008 at 9:26 am
(I’ve lost a post somewhere?)
Just wanted to say that that is very funny Dairy, and so early in the day.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:28 am
thanks C&C - the result of approximately 15 cups of coffee and counting….
September 30th, 2008 at 10:22 am
You don’t want to see this when you’re having a quiet pint. You don’t even want to see this on the frontpage of Deviantart before you can search for Winamp skins. Though that’s where it belongs. It looks like a fanart crossover between Star Wars (due to the oddly futuristic rifle thing) and Scooby Doo (Velma, surely)…add in the fact that she’s standing not on a bear, but on a photographic negative of a badger; and it then also resembles a mildly grubby version of Kit William’s Masquerade treasure-hunt book - except this time around I don’t want to know where the rabbit is buried.
Christ alone knows what he’s got hanging in the gents…
October 6th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Congratulations, Mr Elliot! Keep this paint on the wall. I wanna see it hanging there the next time I visit you.