Comments on: Sarah Palin Naked In A Chicago Bar

By: Flavio Matta

Flavio Matta — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 15:37:12 +0000

Congratulations, Mr Elliot! Keep this paint on the wall. I wanna see it hanging there the next time I visit you.

By: magnetite

magnetite — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 09:22:31 +0000

You don’t want to see this when you’re having a quiet pint. You don’t even want to see this on the frontpage of Deviantart before you can search for Winamp skins. Though that’s where it belongs. It looks like a fanart crossover between Star Wars (due to the oddly futuristic rifle thing) and Scooby Doo (Velma, surely)…add in the fact that she’s standing not on a bear, but on a photographic negative of a badger; and it then also resembles a mildly grubby version of Kit William’s Masquerade treasure-hunt book - except this time around I don’t want to know where the rabbit is buried.

Christ alone knows what he’s got hanging in the gents…

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:28:42 +0000

thanks C&C - the result of approximately 15 cups of coffee and counting….

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:26:30 +0000

(I’ve lost a post somewhere?)

Just wanted to say that that is very funny Dairy, and so early in the day.

By: dairy

dairy — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:39:17 +0000

no - he’s just biden his time….

By: coolandcalm

coolandcalm — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 07:12:25 +0000

Well, that’s set equality back a generation.

I guess there isn’t a matching one of Obama’s male running mate?

By: Karen

Karen — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 03:05:06 +0000

Where’s conjunctivitis when you need it….

By: June

June — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:56:35 +0000

Wonder if they are Red or Dead…..

By: Saul

Saul — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:55:17 +0000

“Shoot Me” shoes. Nice euphimism.

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:51:30 +0000

Are you going to say it or am I?

Those are not ‘Shoot Me’ shoes…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:50:31 +0000

Yah, and I bet the bear is going “Ow, switch to sandles please!”

By: June

June — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:47:18 +0000

Her shoes are bit impractical for all that shootin

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:45:41 +0000

I’m sure Sarah is working on a broomstick-rifle hybrid, so she could swoop over the Alaskan plains and gun down moose, liberals and lost Russians at will.

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:42:29 +0000

“The fat bit goes on for much longer”

That sounds like the kind of thing that was said when Hanky met Nancy.

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:41:36 +0000

That’s good; for one awful moment I thought it was a broomstick…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:37:50 +0000

No wait, the barrel isn’t really too long, it’s just in the real rifle the fat bit goes on for much longer, like in here:
http://library.thinkquest.org/06aug/02297/M16_2.jpg

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:33:39 +0000

Appears to be a bent-barreled M-16, perhaps Dick Cheney’s cast-off (”Damn thing never shot straight…”). It looks a bit more realistic than Lilly Allen’s Uzi-that-was-actually-an-AK, but the barrel is far too long in proportion. I prefer nuclear missiles anyway.

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:27:22 +0000

Haven’t a clue.

What is she holding?

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:16:09 +0000

Is that a polar bear SP’s standing on? Or is it symbolic of Vladimir Putin and SP’s Russian Specialist dynamic?

By: chenier

chenier — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:10:22 +0000

No; it’s a quaint old tradition here at Anorka Towers.

Anokra himself adopts a ‘Take No Prisoners’ approach to spelling, which kind of rubs off on the rest of us…