Mad Cow Arrested In America
ANORAK has a long-held suspicion of people who are one syllable short of a real name: Jon, Antony and Barbra. So here’s Michele Allen wearing cow costume and yelling at children.
To Cincinnati pleaded, them where Allen is in Middletown Municipal Court to answer one count of disorderly conduct: she urinated on a neighbour’s and chased children.
Police were called when a woman in a cow costume was said to be blocking traffic.
If this were India, they’d have driven around Michele or hung a garland of flowers from her horns. In Indiana, they’d have eaten her.
But in Cincinnati, such things are frowned upon and she is sentenced to a month choky. ~Which is, er, udderly, dreadful…
September 30th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
I’m fairly sure that this one is going to run and run…
September 30th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Yep, just keep milking it.
September 30th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Well, it’s a pretty long tale…
September 30th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
It can keep going until they come home……
September 30th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I’m sorry to say that the way things are going there will not be much coming; the latest news from the trenches, sorry, financial markets, is that since they have ground to a halt the High End Girlfriend Index has fallen to its lowest point ever.
I told you we should have cornered Princess Diana’s knickers while we had a chance…
September 30th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I thought it was the TBB Index.
September 30th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
As for Pricess Diana’s knickers, I did put traps out.
September 30th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
You mean “one letter”, not “one sillybull”.
September 30th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I’m under some stress here, what with having gone a bit large on the cod and chips, so I may be missing something on the putting traps out front, but traps are only of assistance if the prey is moving.
I think I’ll blame it on the Somalian pirate’s spokesman, who is clearly in training for a job with the SEC…
September 30th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I thought you’d said “BBC” there for a second.
September 30th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
You’d need pretty big traps for cows
September 30th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
No; the SEC has achieved new heights of idiocy, which even the BBC might have difficulties with.
There’s a piece in the Forum on it called ‘Just When You thought it couldn’t get any worse’.
Congress wouldn’t play ball, so they are trying Voodoo Accountancy…
September 30th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
chenier Says:
September 30th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I’m under some stress here, what with having gone a bit large on the cod and chips, so I may be missing something on the putting traps out front
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Your’e the one talking about cornering Princess Diana’s knickers, traps are preferred to bare handed catching.
September 30th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Good thought; I was heading in a different direction but I take your point.
I’m having some difficulty with my liquidity levels this evening, mainly because I’m reduced to drinking gin. Definitely rummy…
October 1st, 2008 at 5:08 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trIpspUILg
October 1st, 2008 at 7:05 am
test
October 1st, 2008 at 9:42 am
misses all the important stuff.
urinated on a neighbours what? chaste children?
i did hear before that indiana smells like a urinal, but i thought it was a myth to keep tourists away.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:08 am
it’s a moot point….
October 1st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Maybe she just tried to prove a point to all the a holes that call her a fat cow every time she walks around. Maybe she just got fed up with everyone calling her big so she decided to show what a cow REALLY looks like when its running around the neighborhood. MAYBE she went through a mental breakdown due to all the negativity towards her weight.
People are so mean!!!
October 1st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
I can’t believe they arrested a cow wearing a gorilla mask.