Comments on: Mad Cow Arrested In America

By: Lamf

Lamf — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:09:18 +0000

I can’t believe they arrested a cow wearing a gorilla mask.

By: Adriana

Adriana — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:02:35 +0000

Maybe she just tried to prove a point to all the a holes that call her a fat cow every time she walks around. Maybe she just got fed up with everyone calling her big so she decided to show what a cow REALLY looks like when its running around the neighborhood. MAYBE she went through a mental breakdown due to all the negativity towards her weight.

People are so mean!!!

By: dairy

dairy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 09:08:55 +0000

it’s a moot point….

By: firestar

firestar — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:42:42 +0000

misses all the important stuff.

urinated on a neighbours what? chaste children?

i did hear before that indiana smells like a urinal, but i thought it was a myth to keep tourists away.

By: Anorak

Anorak — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 06:05:33 +0000

test

By: ronnierayjenkins

ronnierayjenkins — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 04:08:50 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7trIpspUILg

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 22:00:26 +0000

Good thought; I was heading in a different direction but I take your point.

I’m having some difficulty with my liquidity levels this evening, mainly because I’m reduced to drinking gin. Definitely rummy…

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:48:00 +0000

chenier Says:

September 30th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I’m under some stress here, what with having gone a bit large on the cod and chips, so I may be missing something on the putting traps out front
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Your’e the one talking about cornering Princess Diana’s knickers, traps are preferred to bare handed catching.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:36:12 +0000

No; the SEC has achieved new heights of idiocy, which even the BBC might have difficulties with.

There’s a piece in the Forum on it called ‘Just When You thought it couldn’t get any worse’.

Congress wouldn’t play ball, so they are trying Voodoo Accountancy…

By: June

June — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:33:50 +0000

You’d need pretty big traps for cows

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:26:49 +0000

I thought you’d said “BBC” there for a second.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:23:39 +0000

I’m under some stress here, what with having gone a bit large on the cod and chips, so I may be missing something on the putting traps out front, but traps are only of assistance if the prey is moving.

I think I’ll blame it on the Somalian pirate’s spokesman, who is clearly in training for a job with the SEC…

By: Jack McJiggins

Jack McJiggins — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:10:26 +0000

You mean “one letter”, not “one sillybull”.

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:08:32 +0000

As for Pricess Diana’s knickers, I did put traps out.

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:07:02 +0000

I thought it was the TBB Index.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 21:05:37 +0000

I’m sorry to say that the way things are going there will not be much coming; the latest news from the trenches, sorry, financial markets, is that since they have ground to a halt the High End Girlfriend Index has fallen to its lowest point ever.

I told you we should have cornered Princess Diana’s knickers while we had a chance…

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:53:29 +0000

It can keep going until they come home……

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:45:08 +0000

Well, it’s a pretty long tale…

By: Saul

Saul — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:30:06 +0000

Yep, just keep milking it.

By: chenier

chenier — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:23:10 +0000

I’m fairly sure that this one is going to run and run…