Comments on: The US Is In a State Of Emergency http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html Tabloid news for broadsheet readers Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:09:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: nadja007 http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-393199 nadja007 Fri, 24 Oct 2008 22:53:09 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-393199 I think it is very important to be prepared in most of everything that possible happen especially for the emergencies. Wherever we are, there will be always an emergency happen, and we dont know when will it happen. And being prepared and have the things or having emergency kit that we possible need whatever type of emergency will happen, is a clever thing that we do. I think it is very important to be prepared in most of everything that possible happen especially for the emergencies. Wherever we are, there will be always an emergency happen, and we dont know when will it happen. And being prepared and have the things or having emergency kit that we possible need whatever type of emergency will happen, is a clever thing that we do.

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387793 Jack McJiggins Mon, 06 Oct 2008 13:19:00 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387793 Bit of an outbreak of strange happenings in the Anorak comments pages....I demand an emergency response. Bit of an outbreak of strange happenings in the Anorak comments pages….I demand an emergency response.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387624 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:46:10 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387624 No. But I was pissed off when I read it last night, so the steam has had some time to subside. A morning's reflection allowed me to note that we are so broke that there won't be £12 billion to spare from bailing out the banks. And then there was the statement that we cannot possibly win the war in Afghanistan, so we will have to negotiate with the Taliban. There appears to be an outbreak of reality in the army, at any rate... No.

But I was pissed off when I read it last night, so the steam has had some time to subside.

A morning’s reflection allowed me to note that we are so broke that there won’t be £12 billion to spare from bailing out the banks.

And then there was the statement that we cannot possibly win the war in Afghanistan, so we will have to negotiate with the Taliban.

There appears to be an outbreak of reality in the army, at any rate…

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387623 June Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:45:54 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387623 After the Blair years? we have heaved a sigh of relief. have you seen the golfballs up at Blubberhouses? After the Blair years? we have heaved a sigh of relief.

have you seen the golfballs up at Blubberhouses?

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387617 Jack McJiggins Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:38:20 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387617 Sod the US...Britain is next up for Indefinite Emergency (TM): "Ministers are considering a £12 billion plan to monitor the e-mail, telephone and internet browsing records of every person in Britain" "central computer database" "fight against terrorism" "terrorist plots" "terrorists" "terrorist cells" "other sympathisers " telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/3140207/Government-spies-could-scan-every-call-text-and-email.html Are you terrified yet? Sod the US…Britain is next up for Indefinite Emergency (TM):

“Ministers are considering a £12 billion plan to monitor the e-mail, telephone and internet browsing records of every person in Britain”

“central computer database”

“fight against terrorism”

“terrorist plots”

“terrorists”

“terrorist cells”

“other sympathisers ”

telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/3140207/Government-spies-could-scan-every-call-text-and-email.html

Are you terrified yet?

]]> By: Jack McJiggins http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387616 Jack McJiggins Sun, 05 Oct 2008 22:38:04 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387616 Sod the US...Britain is next up for Indefinite Emergency (TM): "Ministers are considering a £12 billion plan to monitor the e-mail, telephone and internet browsing records of every person in Britain" "central computer database" "fight against terrorism" "terrorist plots" "terrorists" "terrorist cells" "other sympathisers " http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/3140207/Government-spies-could-scan-every-call-text-and-email.html Are you terrified yet? Sod the US…Britain is next up for Indefinite Emergency (TM):

“Ministers are considering a £12 billion plan to monitor the e-mail, telephone and internet browsing records of every person in Britain”

“central computer database”

“fight against terrorism”

“terrorist plots”

“terrorists”

“terrorist cells”

“other sympathisers ”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/3140207/Government-spies-could-scan-every-call-text-and-email.html

Are you terrified yet?

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387582 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:39:20 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387582 No way, Dubya; how could I leave the land of the bankrupt and the home of the no free lunch? There aren't any ships that would take me... No way, Dubya; how could I leave the land of the bankrupt and the home of the no free lunch?

There aren’t any ships that would take me…

]]> By: Dubya http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387578 Dubya Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:34:41 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387578 Yur are expressin anti-americanizationist sediments...if you dont laak the USA...go liv in sum furrin paradise...liek Irak or Afganivaria, k.... Yur are expressin anti-americanizationist sediments…if you dont laak the USA…go liv in sum furrin paradise…liek Irak or Afganivaria, k….

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387571 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:26:26 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387571 Can we afford the fuel for them? Not that I'm trying to be unhelpful, but you get some funny looks if you have to start siphoning off gas from the trucks in the airport carpark before you can launch a strike... Can we afford the fuel for them?

Not that I’m trying to be unhelpful, but you get some funny looks if you have to start siphoning off gas from the trucks in the airport carpark before you can launch a strike…

]]> By: Dubya http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387567 Dubya Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:16:05 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387567 Sounds like an emerjincy to me...the B-52s are on thair way... Sounds like an emerjincy to me…the B-52s are on thair way…

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387566 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:06:57 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387566 Well he did, until he was sold that reverse-engineered Fully Collateralised Offshore Garbage Dump that was supposed to convert carbon emissions into gold. So far all it's done is turn gold into an intermittent supply of methane roughly equivalent to that produced by four cows on a rainy afternoon. Which reminds me, did you ever get hold of the guy who sold you the prototype for your ranch? Before it blew up? Well he did, until he was sold that reverse-engineered Fully Collateralised Offshore Garbage Dump that was supposed to convert carbon emissions into gold. So far all it’s done is turn gold into an intermittent supply of methane roughly equivalent to that produced by four cows on a rainy afternoon.

Which reminds me, did you ever get hold of the guy who sold you the prototype for your ranch?

Before it blew up?

]]> By: June http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387565 June Sun, 05 Oct 2008 21:03:03 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387565 Arnie emailed us about Dubya,the problem is in the forums Arnie emailed us about Dubya,the problem is in the forums

]]> By: Dubya http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387563 Dubya Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:54:18 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387563 Well I'll be darnationed...ah thought Arnold had his own personalizationed money-printin moosechine. Well I’ll be darnationed…ah thought Arnold had his own personalizationed money-printin moosechine.

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387559 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:45:48 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387559 Arnold needs dosh, Dubya; he emailed Hank and his comrades about it. Didn't he copy it to you? That's so embarassing... Arnold needs dosh, Dubya; he emailed Hank and his comrades about it.

Didn’t he copy it to you?

That’s so embarassing…

]]> By: Dubya http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387557 Dubya Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:34:10 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387557 Dis evil...will not be tolerationized...you will all be exterminatered...by mah good frend Arnold... Dis evil…will not be tolerationized…you will all be exterminatered…by mah good frend Arnold…

]]> By: chenier http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387556 chenier Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:25:30 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387556 That's comforting, Dubya, but hadn't you heard about the latest terrorist assault on our pockets? They've kidnapped Hank Paulson, and the entire Board of the Federal Reserve Bank, and are threatening to release them if their demands aren't met... That’s comforting, Dubya, but hadn’t you heard about the latest terrorist assault on our pockets?

They’ve kidnapped Hank Paulson, and the entire Board of the Federal Reserve Bank, and are threatening to release them if their demands aren’t met…

]]> By: Dubya http://www.anorak.co.uk/anorak-in-new-york/191718.html#comment-387553 Dubya Sun, 05 Oct 2008 20:19:34 +0000 http://www.anorak.co.uk/?p=191718#comment-387553 An emerjincy is wair dair is emerjin stuf dat dont emerj wen dair is no emerjincy. When de emerjin fings stop emerjin, then the emerjincy wil stop. An emerjincy is wair dair is emerjin stuf dat dont emerj wen dair is no emerjincy. When de emerjin fings stop emerjin, then the emerjincy wil stop.

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