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How The Media Turned Shannon Matthews Into A Madeleine McCann
"We want everyone to remember Shannon, like they do Madeleine McCann"
Nationwide Terror Probe Nets Hundreds Of PM Irritants
Cops round up Britons "irritating" to Prime Minister Gordon Brown
Australia Cures Bi-Polar Disorder With Aborigine Magic Dust
AMERICA. AMERICA! There is hope. You must leave and head to Australia.
Baz Luhrmann has a message for you.
A small brown boy, possibly called Yvonne, Rolf or Shane, will arrive in your urban sink and sprinkle magic dust onto your hand.
Don’t call the cops. The Australians know who he is. And as a brown-skinned kid in the land Down Under he is going nowhere. Really. They have fences.
Just inhale deeply. That heady mix of low-fat fruit juice, chlorine and isolation is Australia.
It’s your refuge…
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War On Terror: In The Corner Of A Foreign Field Australia Wins The Desert Ashes
Barack Obama Changes Australia
Posted: 8th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Anorak TV, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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