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Paedos For Halloween: Five Way To Survive The Night Of Terror
HALLOWEEN. Dust off those platform heels, fright wigs and flashing “LEADER!” headlights.
“… looking for their next victim. Is your child next? Call the University of Michigan Law School at … and ask them why their graduates want your children to be raped.”
Althouse writes:
There’s a new court decision blocking a state law that “prohibits ‘all Halloween-related contact with children’ and allows sexual offenders to leave their homes from 5 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. only if they have ‘just cause,’” and Happyshooter, a commenter at Volokh Conspiracy, spins out a spoof of the sort of attack ads that are aimed at the judges who must stand for re-election.
Of course, they should have “Paedo” writ on their doors in flour and water.
There’s the door now…
“Trick or treat?”
Go on. What’s it to be, homeowner?
Trick? Well, don’t expect one of the lovelies to show you his close up magic.
Treat? Give the kiddies some sweets, Go on, strange man, give the kiddies some more sweets. Better yet, leave a trail of sweets from the front door to a small room under the stairs that houses your collection of Gary Glitter memorabilia.
It’s all terrifically unsafe, a social minefield of paedo, clean shirt, shirt lifting, nonce hell.
Thankfully Anorak now delivers to you 5 ways to survive Halloween:
- Write “Peado” on your front door in red paint the night before
- Cover your driveway in melted sweets and treacle and when the children knock open the door and wave a huge net about your head
- Wrap all sweets in exercise book paper on which you have written the word “Roofies” and doodled pictures of platform shoes
- “Tonight Matthew, I am Gary Glitter”
- Reply “trick”, and while dressed as Debee McGee shove a foot-long sword though a marshmallow effigy of Paul Daniels
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Posted: 28th, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Media Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 28th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
actually Willo… I almost agree with you on that.
But I guess Elvis has the distinct advantage when it comes to beatification of being dead. maybe if GG had died if would have been different? I always had a niggle that he had been set up by the Sun but who knows?
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I’m an old misery and won’t ‘play’ halloween unless they are small kids who have made an effort to dress up and are with an adult.
A couple of years ago some maybe 9/10 year olds, not dressed up, went up the road with several dozen eggs splatting front doors and houses if they weren’t given money.
Police not interested despite my elderly neighbours being terrorised.
Grrrrrrrrrrr.
October 28th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I’ve always thought it funny how Elvis could woo a fourteen year old out in public, take loads of drugs, have a shit diet and still be adored by millions.
Yet Gary Glitter convicted by a corrupt regime with dodgy evidence gets vilified.
Power of the press. Ignorance of the masses.