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Matthew Hastings Sentenced To 120 Years, Prince Buster Impressed

TO Clark County Superior Court, where Judge John P. Wulle is jailing Matthew R. Hastings for 120 years.

Matthews is jailed for four counts of attempted murder and two of second-degree assault. He is 30 years old.

His defence lawyer had sought a more lenient 90 years.

Cue the music:

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Posted: 5th, March 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Climate Change: Washington Greens Say No To Snow

GLOBAL warming ptestors in Washington. Brrrr. Here’s the video, which is - as ever - beyond parody:

Says one Al Gorean:

“It was warm when we got here.”

Spotter: Andrew Bolt

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Posted: 4th, March 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Guardian Mocks Amsterdam Plane Crash

THE Guardian newspaper is making fun of the Amsterdam plane crash.

For shame! Really…

What would Madeleine McCann think?

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Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Porn Movie Rapist Attacked By Man With Sword

LIFE mirroring Curb Your Enthusiams - a man watching a porn film getshis home broken into by a neighbour with a sword looking for a rape victim.

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Posted: 1st, March 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Harry Potter, Chicken Run, Tom And Jerry and Other Zionist Conspiracies

HARRY Potter is part of a Zionist conspiracy. He got that scar - the one on his forehead - at his bris.

Harry Potter is the Messiah. Iranian TV knows:

Chicken Run

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Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Bianca Gascoigne On BBC3 And Arse Over Implants

BIANCA Gascoigne and BBC 3 are made for each other. What they were made for we have no idea.

Cue VT:

Spotter: Holy Moly

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Posted: 27th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Knife Crime: Black Youths Turn To Sharpened Carrots

BLACK crime. Knives. Ban the knives. But the toughs are moving on.

Needs must. Carrots. Peeld into a sharp point. A video:

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Posted: 25th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Media | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

German Fork Lift Truck Video Guide: Evil Dead

HOW to drive a fork lift truck in German, with the Evil Dead…

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Posted: 20th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

CNN’s Zain Verjee Serves Penis On North West Airlines

HAVING not long left a plane, your writer wonders if a bag of penis would be an improvement on the usual snacks?

Here’s a video of CNN’s Zain Verjee serving penis on North West Airlines, and giving BA food for thought…

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Posted: 17th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Hans Off: German Simon Cowell Gropes Eurovision Colleague

THE Eurovison Song Contest meets American Idol in Germany. It’s the Bundesvision Song Contest. Bundes is going wild for it.

Says host Hans Blomberg of Susanka Bersin as the points roll in:

“But the two most beautiful points remain with me.”

He then proceeded to grab her breast, at which point she smacked him. Video:

That Katie Boyle should live to see it…

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Posted: 17th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Media, Photojournalism | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Don’t Wanna Be Obama’s Elf

ALL by myself. Don’t wanna be Obama’s elf…

Spotter: Tom Kaye

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Posted: 17th, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Ann Widdecombe Taxi Fail

ANN Widdecombe is seen talking about her long walk because of lack of taxis - as an empty taxi goes by.

Would it stop for Ann? Would you?

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Posted: 3rd, February 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Politicians | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The Best Goalkeeping Blunder And Trick Ever

EVER wondered why the goalkeeper plays in goal? Because he is good on the ball? Yeah, right.

David James -eat yer heart out:

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In defence of Brazilian goalkeepers

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Posted: 26th, January 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

The Fleet’s Lit Up: Live BBC Broadcast Goes Wrong

ON 20 May 1937, the BBC carried a live commentary on the illumination of the naval fleet, with insight provided retired Naval officer Lieutenant-Command Thomas Woodrooffe.

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Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Dinner For Two: Joe Biden Plate

THE Joe Biden Commemorative Plate offer…

Some key fact about the Joe Biden plate:

Comes with free light bulb

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Posted: 17th, January 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

BBC3 Does The News In 24 Seconds, With Lily Allen

THE contest is on to see how short broadcasters can make new bulletins. The BBC leads the way.

BBC 3 has the News is 60 Seconds. But that is toooooo long. So here is the news in 24 Seconds.

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Posted: 16th, January 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Jeremy Kyle FAIL: I Never Knew My Farther

JEREMY Kyle might only have one suit and hair that never grows, but he has a rich variety of guests that fan the full social spectrum from the poor and needy, to the needy and poor to the needy, the poor and the thick.

I never knew my farther:

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Posted: 14th, January 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Romanian Quiz Show Host Erupts In Phone Frenzy

ADELA Lupse is presenting a live phone quiz in Romania.

Does she have caller? No. What about now? No. Now? Not yet. Now? On it goes. And then Adela erupts (video):

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Posted: 13th, January 2009 | In: Anorak TV, Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0