Major Nidal Malik Hasan Discusses The Fort Hood Incident With Peter Cook
MAJOR Nidal Malik Hasan discusses the attack on Fort Hood in which he murdered 13 people with Peter Cook and the Beyond The Fringe investigative team. It’s what the US military is calling: The Fort Hood Incident:
Read the Ten Craziest Reasons Why Nidal Hasan killed 13 people here.
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Media | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Singers JLS Do GAY, In Pictures
JLS have performed at GAY Heaven in London. Too black Rachel Adedeji also sang there. So too did Cheryl Cole tribute act Kandy Rain. GAY Heaven is where X Factor contestants go meet GAY Angels and other paying punters.
One question, well, two: what does JLS stand for. No, we don’t mean what is the lads’ stance on war or fish on Fridays, but what does the acronym pad out to? Junior Lip Sync? And GAY? Good And Young? Your suggestions, pleases. The pictures of the show:
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor Watch: Cowell Wins, Lucie Jones Is A Stepford Singer And Jedward Kill
X FACTOR Watch: Your daily at-a-glance look at The X Factor in the news: Front pages, hating Simon Cowell, Irish patriotism saves Jedward and Lucie Jones goes down…
The front pages:
The Sun (front page): “BACK FROM THE JED”
“Storm as twins survive sing-off”
Daily Star (front page): “The X Factor for Lucie”
Daily Mail (front page): “Where’s your wedding ring Cheryl”
Daily Mirror (front page) Lucie lose”
Daily Express (front page): X Factor shock as Jedward twins stay in”
Metro: “Party’s over for Lucie”
Simon Cowell: The Teenage Terror
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Disney’s First Black Princess Obama, In Pictures
A YEAR after the election of Barack Obama, Disneyland officially inaugurated its first black princess with the debut of Tiana’s Showboat Jubilee! starring Princess Tiana from the new animated feature, The Princess and The Frog.
Anorak’s Man In A Furry Suit in LA was there:
SINGING and dancing and performing from the Mark Twain riverboat along the Rivers of America and culminating in a second line march into New Orleans Square, the spectacle is, as the daily program, promises, a “toe tappin,’ hand-clappin’ riverboat extravaganza” that veers perilously and surprisingly toward the coonin’ and buffoonin’ of another era and a Showboat of another era.
Posted: 9th, November 2009 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
China’s ‘God’s Hand’ Inflatable Bra Commercial Finds A Use For Your Car’s Cigarette Lighter
KATIE Price is finished. Pamela Anderson has had it. Victoria Beckham can be plugged into the car cigarette lighter. Amy Winehouse is valve away from avoiding the anaesthetic. News reaches us from China of the inflatable bra.
The size of your breasts is now only restricted by gravity and the days’ wind report.
And men, you too can look like Simon Cowell, or like Buster Gonad. Cue the video for ‘God’s Hand’ (which is warm):
Translation:
*Male interpreter*
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!
*The girl speaks*
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!
*Man interpreter comes back*
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES
Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
THE Premier League is not only on Sky Sports. It’s on Anorak. In pictures.
Here are the pick of the week’s images, featuring John Terry’s head, Frank Lampard’s embrace, Arsenal, Manchester United, Hull City, Sunderland, Spurs, Aston Villa, Man City and more…
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X Factor: Jedward, John & Edward, Are Voted Out, But Then
X FACTOR: Jedward are out. John & Edward Grimes are gone. They are voted off. They are toast. Surely. Only…
The two in the sing off are Lucie Jones, representing Wales, and John & Edward Grimes, representing a small factory in suburban Nanjing, China.
Can Jedward survive? No. They can’t. They return to Mr Clon. E’s Jelly Mould & Couplings factory to be realigned and turned into something that can hang from your car’s rear view mirror.
Lucie sings on… But nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Simon Cowell saves them by undoing all his guff about it being a singing show and how crap Jedward are by keeping them in.
He has no idea how the public voted. Yeah really. And the Pope has no ideas he has a balcony. It’s all teary and huggy and hideous at Simon Cowell’s pop factory.
He chews them up and he spits them out. The Jedward look-alike gallery now follows:
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X Factor Rachel Adedeji Goes The GAY Way With JLS, In Pictures
“WHERE is X Factor Rachel Adedeji?” you ask. Other ask, Who is Rachel Adedeji? The news reader? The Italian Black Lace tribute act? Rochelle?
News is that Our Rachel has been performing on stage with JLS at G-A-Y Heaven in London. G.A.Y Heaven is not where gay men go when they die, the antithesis of GAY Hell – no, no, Jan Moir – it’s a club in London.
Rachel sang. And we have proof.
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Margaret Thatcher Presents The Biggest Poppy Day Poppies
ARE poppies getting bigger? As you know Anorak has been promoting No Poppy Day in Afghanistan – a time to turn our back on drugs.
Back at home, poppies are being worn on football kits. And poppies are getting bigger. Poppy Day is a time that unites the country in respect for people who fought for freedom. The Last Post is a note that can prick the tears.
But those poppies. It’s getting ostentatious…
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Katie Price: Peter Andre Too Outraged To Talk About Secret Abortion, Sources Say
PETER Andre and Katie Price: Beneath a picture of sentimental Peter Andre holding his face in his hands, NoTW readers are told: “Peter Andre’s baby rage over Katie Price abortion.”
To our mind, Peter Andre always looks to be more on the point of tears than rage. But the NoTW knows:
PETER ANDRE has gone ballistic after Jordan told the world she had a secret abortion while they were married, saying: “This is the ultimate betrayal.”
You may think the ultimate betrayal was leaving your wife and kids. But Peter is here to educate:
But the singer is seething at his ex, real name Katie Price, for revealing the most personal details of their private life in a magazine interview for which she was paid an estimated £50,000.
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Neveneffecten Introduce TellyTubby Penis Showers On Belgian TV: NSFW
THIS is a segment from the episode “Making Of” of the second season of Neveneffecten, featuring a penis and its thoughts for the day. It is NSFW.
Neveneffecten is TV-program on Flemish public television, written and performed by the cabaret quartet.
While waiting for Songs of Praise to come on, take a look. And isn’t this the same set they use for the TellyTubbies?
Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Susan Boyle Engaged To Be Married, In Pictures
SUSAN Boyle Watch: Susan’s first true love. Dancing With The Stars and a nervous breakdown.
Daily Mirror: “Britain’s Got Talent winner Susan Boyle on pain of her lost love”
She: “HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO PROPOSED..HE BROKE MY HEART”
What did he propose?
Never-been-kissed singing sensation Susan Boyle has revealed she DID once have a boyfriend.
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David Haye Beats Nikolai Valuev In Pictures Designed To Make The Russian Look Even Larger
ANORAK presents – in glorious high resolution pictures – images designed to make England’s David Haye look even smaller as he defeats Russia’s Nikolai Valuev, made to look even bigger, during the WBA World Heavyweight title fight at the Nuremberg Arena, Germany.
Haye wins on points. Photographers win on angles:
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X Factor: Danyl Johnson ‘Touches’ Olly Murs and Lucie Jones’ Sex Life
X FACTOR: It’s Ex-week in the tabloids, as the X Factor singers’ former loves tells all, featuring the exes of Joe McElderry, Cheryl Cole and Lucie Jones, plus Dannii Minogue’s womb and Danyl Johnsons on Olly Murs skin, literally…
Olly Murs and Danyl Johnson are getting close, allegedly:
Daily Mirror: “Essex boy OLLY MURS is complaining about gay Danyl’s over-friendly “‘touchyfeeliness’ in the house.”
Is Olly’s Essex-ness relevant to his views on “gay” Danyl? Who is Olly complaining to? Anyone smell homophobia? Lots to investigate. Is Jan Moir free to help? In any case, Olly is spoken for:
The Star: “OLLY NICE PROBLEM”
Busty glamour girl Chantelle Houghton says she fancies the pants off the cheeky chappy.
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X Factor: Peaches Geldof Piles On the Misery For Jedward
X FACTOR Watch: Your daily X Factor news round-up: hating Jedward with Peaches Geldof.
Daily Mirror: “STOP HATING US”
The Jedward twins told last night how they have become the victims of a “savage” hate campaign being waged by vile X Factor obsessives…
Like the, er, Daily Mirror and every other organ with a page to fill?
“We were in the street walking to our dance class when a whole family came past in a black car and shouted out, ‘We hate you. You’re w******’. Edward was shaken up and very upset. I had to calm him down and tell him not to think about it. All we want is for people to love us.”
Can’t we just be indifferent to you?
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Madeleine McCann: 29 Muslim Countries Refuse To Join Hunt For Our Maddie
MADDIE WATCH - Anorak’s at-a-glance guide to press coverage of Madeleine McCann: Scotland Yard investigates, 19 countries - how many are Muslim, Daily Star readers? - refuse to hunt for Our Maddie and Gerry McCann tells the twins all he knows.
Sunday Express (front page): “YARD ASKED TO REOPEN MADDIE CASE”
By whom?
“Calls for Scotland Yard to step in after police in Portugal fail to take the latest appeal for information seriously”
Calls by whom?
The Express features not a picture of the Our Maddie its readers know but the one mocked up by the fine people at Ceops. The piece is written by James Murray, who goes under the new title “Investigations Editor”. As for the news:
Kate and Gerry McCann want the Yard’s renowned kidnap team to assess an avalanche of new information after last week’s emotional internet appeal, which generated five million hits from around the world.
This does not seem unfair. A British national has gone missing. But what information should the police spend their resources looking at? James Murray investigates:
Portuguese ¬police, the Sunday Express can reveal, have failed to set up a new phone line for callers to ring with information.
So no police station have a phone? Has the National Emergency Number – 112 – been decommissioned by those bungling Portuguese coppers?
Last night there was fury over the dismissive response. Interpol and Europol are among 163 ¬forces worldwide that have committed to help with the appeal.
Fury. Always the fury. But can it be that 163 police forces have committed to help find Madeleine McCann? And if police in South African, Canada, Chile, Japan and Romania are looking then why not the Portuguese? There are 192 coutries in the UN. This means that 29 countries are not helping find Our Maddie. Which is shocking.
No news on what those 163 police forces are doing to look, but Murray is more concerned with what the Portuguese are not doing:
Portugal’s Policia Judiciaria is still in charge of the Madeleine case because that is where she disappeared over two years ago. It would say only that if credible information comes in by fax, letter or email, it would be passed to senior officers if it was deemed “significant”.
So the front-page headline that they will not investigate is wrong. They will. What the Portuguese will not do is investigate every phone call and emails. This entire front-page screamer seems to be based on one man’s opinion.
Last night former Scotland Yard chief Dai Davies said it was time to let the Yard take over. The former royal protection head said: “Madeleine is a British subject and she deserves the best, which the Yard can provide. It is time to put any daft police protocols to one side and get on with the job of finding her. It is a solvable case.
“It is astonishing and disgraceful that the Portuguese have not assigned a specific team to scrutinise leads which could provide a breakthrough in the world’s biggest child abduction case.
“It is frankly outrageous that the parents of this poor child should be hiring private detectives to conduct an investigation which should have been taken on by the Yard in the first place.”
Dai Davis…? Oh, him. He’s the top copper who in a retired and media-friendly capacity jetted to Paia Da Luz in 2007, and with skiful investigative prowess came up with just four theories as to what happened to Our Maddie. Mirror readers learnt:
MY FOUR THEORIES
1. Maddie was snatched by an opportunist paedophile.
2. A planned abduction, plotted in UK, in which she was “snatched to order” by a paedophile gang.
3. Someone holding a grudge against the McCanns.
4. Snatched by local childless couple.
In 2008, he opined:
“The Portuguese investigation has quite simply not solved the crime and it is now looking increasingly likely that it will be shelved. I would suggest that this is the time to call on the Yard to take the lead and to get them to form a team of detectives to work on the case”
In other Maddie non-news news:
Mail on Sunday: “McCanns use psychologist to help tell twins about Madeleine
Mrs McCann, 41, said experts have said the youngsters will ask about Madeleine’s disappearance when they are ready. “We’ll be led by them,” she said. “We’ve had advice from a child psychologist and they’ve said Sean and Amelie will lead the way. If they ask a question, we’ll answer them honestly. I’m not going to rush them, but if they ask something then I’ll answer them.”
Mr McCann, 41, a heart specialist, added: “We will answer their questions openly and honestly. What they ask, we’ll tell them. We’ll tell them what happened and what information we know.”
So what happened and what is known? Well , kids, an innocent child went missing. And the media went nuts.
Madeleine McCann: no suspects. No sign of the child. Just a media narrative…
* 192-163 equals whatever reader Martyn P tells us.
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Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Madeleine McCann | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Detective James Arthur Ray Investigates Sedona
JAMES Arthur Ray: Anorak’s Man by the Sedona sweat lodge sees James Arthur Ray put pen to paper:
NEW Age guru, motivational speaker, and Spiritual Warrior James Arthur Ray isn’t stopping his crusade for the truth.
No indeed.
Not until all the facts are known about that fatal October 8th sweat lodge over which he presided.
You know the which one we’re talking about, right? The one that left three people dead and 18 others in the hospital?
Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Media | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Why The Royal Mail Rejected Benny Hill
THE Royal Mail has rejected Benny Hill. Old Mr Anorak found Hill more depressing than funny, Although his comedy is evoked at our patron’s Thai ladies’ ping-pong team winter traning camp. Anorak’s Man in LA sees a legend spurned:Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: The Consumer | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ten Craziest Reasons Why Nidal Malik Hasan Did It
TEN Reasons Why Nidal Hassan did It. As he saluted anyone in sight with two loaded handguns, Major Nidal Malik Hasan yelled “Allah Wakbar!” – God is great!” He then opened fire and murdered 13 people. Major Nidal Malik Hasan is now in a coma.
Want to know whay he did it? Here are the Top Ten Craziest Reasons:
The Typical American Fame-Hungry Gun Nutter
For a few hours late on Thursday, it seemed this would follow the usual sad script of shooting tragedies in America. The “monster” assailant would turn the weapon on himself or be instantly gunned down by others.
Only he didn’t. He kept shooting until he was shot.
1) Compassion Fatigue
Dr. Robin Kerner, an attending psychologist who specializes in disaster anxiety at St. Luke’s-Roosevelt Hospital in New York City, said it’s not uncommon for individuals who work with traumatized patients to suffer the effects of “compassion fatigue.”
“This guy was counseling people coming back from war and there is something called secondary traumatization, where the therapist gets traumatized from hearing all the terrible things that have happened to the people they counsel.”
2) He Had Been Beheaded
Posted: 8th, November 2009 | In: Key Posts, Media | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
X Factor: Jedward Spray Simon Cowell With His Next Tan
X FACTOR: Jedward - Ghostbusters. The most overrated underrated act. Peter Andre appears to make Jedward look talented. Horrific.
Jedward are hanging from a rearview mirror in the Ghostbusters’ ambulance. There is every trick used to distract you from Jedward. What’s in the backpacks? LSD? Gunk? Simon Cowell’’s next tan?
The full run down of the X Factor show.
Posted: 7th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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