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Rugby World Cup: Kenny Rogers Buy Me A Rose

kenny-rogers-rugby.thumbnail Rugby World Cup: Kenny Rogers Buy Me A RoseIT’S the game everyone’s talking about. No, not England v Estonia. It’s the Rugby World Cup, and Kenny Rogers is cheering on the boys in white with red flashing, a red swoosh and an advert for a mobile phone company.

“There’s a fight song for you,” says Rogers in the Telegraph. He’s wearing the replica England kit. “You have got to love my shirt. I am so excited for you guys. I understand that was a real big win for you guys over [checks notes] Australia.” He adds: “If you guys can’t beat those French bastards then it is a waste of time for us all.”

There is a reason for Rogers’ enthusiasm. And it’s not just that the French are bastards. It is that England have taken to playing and giving full throat to Rogers’ The Gambler in the dressing room.

As Kenny says: “You got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em. Know when to walk away and know when to run.”

Got to know when to stick your finger in their orifices, gouge their eyes and smash the Estonian scum into the ground in time for England’s match against (who was it again, Kenny?)… Oh yes, the French bastards…

  1. 1 David Says:

    Kenny Rogers involved with rugby eh?
    So my thirtyone years in the US has not been for nothing!
    Mind you, the Word Cup is still not on TV here, unless you have a satellite
    dish. Luckily a gay friend of my wifes does, I’m not sure if he’s into the game or the players but at least I get to watch.
    I’m not his type luckily :)

  2. 2 Anorak Says:

    It’s the beard

  3. 3 Andrew Says:

    I have a bread today. Is he lazy?

    Lazy and warm

  4. 4 David Says:

    Amazing Anorak! How did you know I have a beard?
    It covers up a nasty scar on the right side of my jaw from being stamped on during a rugby game, lost four teeth too.
    Still I had my revenge, I bled all over the perpertrator while punching him!
    Get into your man and maim him I say!
    :)

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