The End Of The Wag: Wave Goodbye To Coleen And Gemma

“WAVE GOODBYE TO WAGS,” commands the Star.

You’d best stand on a stool or bed and lean out of a window because the Wags are overseas.

Goodbye, Coleen McLoughlin, says the Mail, waving so hard that Wayne Rooney’s whale-voiced lover turns her head to the side and looks out across the Caribbean seas.

Coleen is in Barbados. It’s front-page news in the Express. This is Coleen’s “new look”. It’s much like her old one, albeit in a leopard-print and not accessorised by a freckled man with sunburn.

Goodbye, Gemma Atkinson, who is said to be dating a footballer called Mr Bent. She’s in a bikini.

Wags are so out of fashion, notes the Star, that now only “one in 100 dream of being like sexy Gemma Atkinson… and teaming up with footie stars”.

The Star says this is clear evidence of the end of the Wag.

But Anorak estimates that the dream is over because with the addition of balloons and some food colouring anyone can be a Wag. No need to dream. This ia real.

It is also a fact that 99 in 100 women have slept with a footballer…

Anorak

Posted: 6th, February 2008 | In: Back pages, Wags & Players Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink