Paul McCartney Is Dead To Heather Mills
“WE CAN WORK IT OUT,” says the Mirror, words hang around pictures of Lady Heather Mills and Paul McCartney.
“WE CAN WORK IT OUT,” says the Sun on its front page.
The biggest divorce in town should end soon. And then Heather will go her way.
And Paul will reveal that he really did die in a car crash, and was replaced by a lookalike on the cover of Abbey Road.
And the world will learn that Heather has just divorced Hank Marvin…
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February 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
She wants to leave the country with Bea, her daughter. And the courts in the UK will let her. Maybe this will be good for Britain - and make people realise how bad it is for children to lose their fathers.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Hank Marvin?
Ah memories…..
he’s still alive?
February 13th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
It is interesting that the tabloids have not picked up on the latest revelation about the offer of a quick settlement :-
http://www.surrealscoop.com/2008/02/sir-paul-mccartney-offers-to-conduct.html
Thank god for the blogosphere I say.