Britain’s Celebrity Police Force: An Evening With Jeremy Clarkson
YESTERDAY the Mirror showed its readers its front-page picture of Jeremy Clarkson driving a car with what looked like a mobile phone held to an ear.
Today, the Mirror says: “COPS TO QUIZ THE BERK IN A MERC.”
Right now Britain’s celebrity police force are analysing the Mirror’s picture of the BBC TV presenter in his car.
Says Superintendent Mike Doyle: “Using a mobile while driving is extremely dangerous and has the same effect on a person’s ability to drive as being just over the drink-driving limit.”
Adding: “If we had enough evidence that we thought could be supported in court, we would take action.”
The Supt. should put the picture of Clarkson up on a wall at the police station. Here’s another celebrity that makes the police look on the ball and ready to strike.
No crime is too small for our coppers. A Superintendent looks into the case of a man suspected of driving while on the phone.
The message is clear: If you are the victim of a crime or suspect a crime, tell the police one of the villains looks like Peter Doherty, and that you are being comforted by whatshername from Dancing On Ice.
They will be round in a trice…
March 12th, 2008 at 11:47 am
My god, leave the man alone! I am sure that there are much pressing issues for the police to be looking at
Amy Winehouse openly does drugs in public and no one bats and eyelid!
Matt
March 12th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Looking at that picture yesterday in the Mirror, if the picture taker was driving in the inside lane, Jeremy was doing 7o (speed limit) in the middle lane, then who was clocking the driver in the outside lane ?!?!?!
March 12th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
Matt correct Amy Winehouse may well do drugs in public (also people do bat an eyelid) but i cant see that causing a massive collision and loss of life which is what could have happened here..although Clarkson is a legend and i think no less of him..just making a point is all..
March 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
I would just like to comment on what a pair of tw*ts that lad and his girl friend are about taking a bloody photo of supposidly Jeremy Clarkson. People like that make me sick there pathetic they obviously are the type of people whos social life revolves around a library and complete idiots weekly they just wanted to feel smugg, i hope someone now keeps an eye on them and catches them speeding or on a mobile phone anything to wipe the smugg looks on there faces!