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Ecumenical Question: ‘Obama, Osama, Hmm, Are They Brothers?’

obama-osama Ecumenical Question: Obama, Osama, Hmm, Are They Brothers? YOU say Obama, they say Osama.

Obama. Osama. Obama. Osama. Let’s blow the whole thing up.

To the Jonesville Church of God, in Jonesville, South Carolina.

Pastor Roger Byrd has placed a sign by his church. Goes the legend: “Obama, Osama, hmm, are they brothers?”

At a guess, we’d say they are most likely twins. No, wait. More likely they are the same person. We had thought Osama, rarely seen in public in the same place as Tony Blair was Robin Cook, but then we saw Obama and changed out minds. We now think Obama is Osama and the real Obama lives in Surrey, if he ever really existed at all.

Says Byrd: “It’s simply to cause people to realize and to see what possibly could happen if we were to get someone in there that does not believe in Jesus Christ,” he said.

So Barack Obama is a Muslim?

Says Mr Byrd: “I don’t know. See it asks a question: Are they brothers? In other words, is he Muslim? I don’t know. He says he’s not. I hope he’s not. But I don’t know. And it’s just something to try to stir people’s minds. It was never intended to hurt feelings or to offend anybody.”

No chance of that. Praise be!

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5 Responses to “Ecumenical Question: ‘Obama, Osama, Hmm, Are They Brothers?’”

  1. Christianna Says:

    People like you are sick and should be living under a rock, the size of our planet Earth!!!
    You should be label “SICKO”.

  2. coolandcalm Says:

    I still think Obama IS Lewis Hamilton doing a bit of moonlighting……….. (or vice versa)

    Comparison photo’s Anorak?

  3. dairy Says:

    are these people for real…?

  4. Cheer Says:

    The pastor needs to be preaching God’s Love and not waiting the time he has spreading hate.

  5. G. James Says:

    This is another manifestation of the racial psychosis that has afflicted the majority of the American population for so long. Thankfully it appears to be subsiding though probably not enough for Mr Obama to be elected in November.

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