Football Crazy: The Summer Game Is Here
WITH the football season at an end, it’s time for the Star to feature the English summer sport: football.
“GAZZA TO WED SHEZZA” – Googly-headed Paul Gascoigne has bowled a maiden over
“Ronaldo’s babe gets even hotter” – Testing time for Nereida Gallardo as she proves her top order is in top order!
“HARRY COL” – Harry Kewell is Kewell-ing off in a swimming pool with his belter of a wife showing some leg-by
“Barton is branded disgrace by judge” (Sun) – Bad leg-break for wrong un Joey Barton who cut an off-break by escaping another jail term for his slog…
More football throughout the summer…
July 2nd, 2008 at 9:59 am
Is it too much to hope that Ronaldo’s babe gets so hot that she sponteneously combusts?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
why cant she just hire a speedboat to take her somewhere
or she can jump in the water and drown…excuse me for being sooo bitter