Cheryl Cole Passes Diamonds
ASHLEY Cole, vomitous footballer to Wag Cheryl Cole, is wooing his allegedly cuckolded wife with loadsa prezzies.
For the occasion of Cheryl’s 25th birthday, C-Ashley bought her a villa in Spain, a plate of tofu in champagne sauce, and a cake shaped like a handbag and studded with “£5,200 of edible diamonds”.
Can a Wag live by lo-cal diamonds alone? And if not, should she throw them up?
July 2nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
what are “edible diamonds” when they’re at home then? either they’re sugar crystals(in which case they’re not actually diamonds and why would they cost £5k) or they really are diamonds and therefore liable to crack the lovely Cheryl’s pretty set of gnashers….? (last time I looked, diamond was a considerably harder substance than tooth enamel) - either way, he’s a complete t**t.
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:22 pm
These two deserve each other who cares they are both idiots who will end up divorced and he will have to give her half his earnings. At least no one else has to suffer from being married to either one of them they are both as bad as the other.
July 14th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Cheryl Cole is beautiful, Ashley Cole is a twat . Why would would she bother with such a muppet?
I’m sure she could do much better