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It;s an old man, and Piper

“What did you say he was in a prison camp for again, mommy?”

Actually the unfortunate mike placement isn’t the most disturbing part. If you stare into the shape framed by Ol’ Die Hard and Sarah Palin’s arms and bodies for long enough, you can just make out the eldritch form of their master Nyarlathotep coalescing into reality in the backdrop.

Or maybe it’s just all this fizzy milk I’ve been drinking.

Thanks chenier. I just read up on Huckabee’s own little view of the world now. I can honestly say that I’d rather become a willing sex slave to the revivified corpse of former Albanian ruler King Zog than discover any more about Mikey’s charming take on life.

Your homework frightens me sir. Can’t I just run around the football field until I pass out?

Nope, even those breadcrumbs didn’t help. Thanks though. Mezes equates to Tapas? If it’s a McCann reference, I’m still dedicated to finding the Lindbergh baby - so this recent farrago kind of passed me by.

Thank you. Both for enlightening me, and for the whole set-up to disclosure/punchline. I’m sniggering like Muttley now. I presume they took ‘issue’ with the evidence against them?

In choosing the words to Google to learn more, I eventually had to go with ‘zakynthos nine british women’ just to prevent the Firefox Google image preview plug-in from slapping a column of flesh lollies down the side of the page. Coming to Anorak is like trying to play Brain Training whilst abseiling down a pebble-dashed wall with your lips. I don’t think my noodle has had a workout this strenous in years.

I grant you the drugs issue would be a bit of a problem but I’m sure the management consultants will come up with something…

And now you have got me; the only Oz I’m familiar with had a wizard in it…

I must confess that though I once felt an interest in life on a chain gang, it disappeared as soon as I realised that Cool Hand Luke was unlikely to be breaking any rocks in my vicinity…

I did’nt know McCain was Jewish & Black….this revelation could win him the Presidency & a lot of women friends. Beat that Obama.

I don’t know if they took issue, but I sure hope they took tissue.

Just another reason I should be the only woman allowed to vote and drive:
Slacker #1: Dude, I want to see tits!
Slacker #2: Hold a wet t-shirt contest.
Slacker #1: A BJ’d be nice too.
Slacker #2: Wanna go halfsies on a tiara and a sash?

magnetite: Mc Cain’s black schlong is going to make Sammy’s look like a choirboys song.
It looks like John has already pulled Palin into give him a Lewinsky….line up ladies

Well, certainly not me, but are you not overlooking something here?

The Free the Mezes Nine Fund needs all the help it can get…

“”Yes darling, Mr McCain is ever so pleased to see me”.

edited as requested

No…only a Mc of a difference.

Thanks for the edit.