Joey Barton Fails To See Red
“WHO does Joey Barton think he is?” asks the Mirror’s front-page headline.
Given the haircut and the Scouse accent, we’d say George Harrison. But did Beatle George ever kick someone in the head and stub out a cigar out on a lad’s eyeball?
Before we can guess again, the Mirror says Barton has been seen committing the heinous act of driving in the bus lane. Scum, is a word that springs to mind.
And this is not all. The Mirror also says Barton did dash a red light and cut up other drivers. Scum. And double scum.
Says one outraged onlooker: “I just can’t believe his arrogance.”
Inside and “swaggering” (can you swagger when you drive? Discuss) Joey Barton is the “rogue in the Range Rover”.
The “Voice of The Mirror” says: “D’ohey Barton – Road hog football thug Joey Barton is as dangerous behind the wheel as he is on the street or on a training ground.”
And we return to that aforesaid onlooker who is nursing a bleeding eye and lying in a heap on the street…

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September 5th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
If he doesn’t know who he is how are we supposed to know?
September 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
That’s why he has PR people, DD.
They’re not doing a very good job, are they?
September 5th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
You know he doesn’t look that big, I’m suprised no one has given him a good thrashing
followed by a savage pounding.
It might do him a power of good!
Send him to my house, I’ll have my giant sons take care of him.
September 9th, 2008 at 7:21 am
He really needs to be in jail. I have watched a couple of interviews of this fellow and the wires are not connected properly. He will kill one day.