IMPRESSED by her husband Ashley Cole’s literary efforts (as of Saturday Ashley Cole: My Defence: Winning, Losing, Scandals and the Drama of Germany 2006 was 3,968th in Amazon’s ranking of book sales – beneath Plumbing NVQ and Technical Certificate Level 2), Cheryl Cole writes for the Mirror.
Working on the understandable assumption that no one can be half as bad the paper’s dire showbiz news hunting 3am Girls, Cheryl writes: “Enough’s enough. I’ve had my nails cut so no more getting my claws into Charlotte Church.”
To recap: Cheryl said something like Charlotte Church was fat and ugly. Church, who can sing, replied that Cheryl was welcome to “have a go” when she could “f***ing sing Ave Maria”.
It was the battle between the singer who could sing and the signer who had just got her nails cut and married a footballer. Game on.
But now Cheryl says: “Come on Char, let’s call it a day.” Cheryl thinks she and Char “have a lot in common”.
Charlotte has a memorable voice, an eponymous TV show on Channel 4 and credibility.
Of course, one other key difference is that Charlotte dates a rugby player, the orange-brown Welshman Gavin Henson, while Charlotte is married to the aforesaid Ashley.
Not that Cheryl married him because he is a footballer. Indeed, it sickens her the way girls want to date a young man who earns £50,000 a week. Cheryl calls them “whores”.
“They come into clubs and literally say ‘Find me a footballer!’…Even if I’m out with my hubby Ashley Cole, they still don’t care. They think: ‘There’s a footballer – let’s get a story and make money.”
Or marry him and share his…
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November 11th, 2008 at 2:52 am
(YASMIN ALIBHAI BROWN IS AN ODIOUS LITTLE WOG, She hates British people and should be kicked back to India) wel dne cheryl on x factor
-agw Nigel seems to have issues.
November 8th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Cheryl tweedy you are a disgusting race traitor whore, why didnt you marry a whiteman.you are a dirty tramp and a whitewhore
May 29th, 2007 at 6:47 am
I think Cheryl, Lilly and Diana should learn English.
May 20th, 2007 at 6:35 pm
I can seriously tell when someone´s fake, and that stupied little bitch lilly allen is soo lame, come on, she started the whole thing!
LILLY ALLEN WERE THE ONE WHO WAS PICKING ON CHERYL´S LOOK.
When lilly san in her song ” i wish i looked like cheryl tweedy”, cheryl thought she ment it, and was thanking lilly for it and ALSO called lilly allen cute, but then the bitch lilly said, ” it was ironic” come on, sooo ridicoulos!!!! it was THEN cheryl was staring to diss her, so you people should shut the hell up before you know stuff. and lilly and charlotte church are jeoulos og cheryl because she´so beautiful! and jealous of all girls in girls aloud cuz their soo succesfull now! UK´S NR 1 GIRL BAND!
March 22nd, 2007 at 11:42 am
Cheryl Tweedy is still a drug taking whore, you only have to see her out
clubbing with her mates and without the most foolish man in the world Ashley.
She used to only beat up black people so what dickhead Ashley is doing with her only God alone knows.
March 17th, 2007 at 9:40 am
She has a bit of talent, is very nice looking and got her own bucket loads of cash - someone sounds a tad envious. And i don’t think she is the only person to have took loads of drugs. Not that I ever did, but when I was at university I saw lots of people take drugs until they were completely out of it, and now we have graduated some of them have gone on to be teaching in our schools, and executives in large corporations that you probably buy services from.
There is such a saying as fair comment - the one from the Grinder isn’t.
March 16th, 2007 at 3:26 am
What is the world coming to? this person took truckloads of drugs, beat people up and ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed, yet she has her own column. What’s next? Danielle Lloyd presenting Antiques Roadshow?