Coleen McLoughlin In Wonderland: The Perfume
THE year’s Wag making the perfume-related headlines is Coleen McLoughlin.
The perfume Coleen X is “created by Robertet with input from Coleen”. Novel indeed for Coleen to squeeze her post-workout leotard into the heady brew.
Noses may pick up the scent of Coleen’s native smell amid the “top note of sweet orange with a heart of marine accords and patchouli and a base of vanilla, amber and musk”.
Hearts beat that much faster to think if Coleen has been getting close to her footballer Wayne Rooney and if his smell has made its way into the blend. Look out for combinations of chewed leather, massage parlour and Portuguese fish hitting you right between the legs.
But the Mail is less concerned with the smell than the look, as it takes a gander at Coleen’s advertising.
Coleen has what her people call “curves”. All well and good. But in the perfume publicity shot, Coleen seems less inclined to advertise the seductive qualities of her scent than its slimming properties.
The message is to dab Coleen X behind the ears and on your tongue to create a slimmer and curve-free you.
Or drink the whole bottle and shrink like Coleen in Wonderland…
July 11th, 2007 at 11:16 am
You should patent that idea Anorak, ‘drink perfume’ the new slimming diet