How To Run A Nursery Policy Policy

A NURSERY for junior. Alice Miles achieves a notable first in the Times: 

The pack then refers parents to additional policies on demand: a Student Placement Policy, Staffing and Employment Policy, Special Educational Needs/Disability Policy, Health and Safety Policy, Food and Drink Policy, Equipment and Resources Policy, and The Non Collection of Children Policy, which involves social services. It would have been hard to make the nursery sound less welcoming, but Ofsted ought to like it - fingers crossed.

We are due a visit from it shortly. We had the early years person round to check all was in order. She looked through it all, nodded her approval, paused. “But you haven’t,” she said, “got a Going Out For a Walk Policy.” No kidding.

Amazing stuff. Not once in the article does the writer mention the name of her child or children.

Peaches Geldof is rumoured to be ”well impressed”… 

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