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Britain’s Least Talented People

THE Telegraph has a list of Britain’s Least Talented people.

Can you spot your favourite:

1 Chanelle Hayes
2 Heather Mills
3 Victoria Beckham
4 Peaches Geldof
5 Kerry Katona
6 Calum Best
7 Pete Doherty
8 Coleen McLoughlin
9 Kelly Osbourne
10 Gordon Brown

  1. 1 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Anorak’s favourite? Anthea Turner?

  2. 2 Gloria Smudd Says:

    Liz Hurley?

  3. 3 chenier Says:

    I was going to suggest Lily Allen, but then I remembered that the poor girl has problems reading.

    So it’s not Lily Allen…

  4. 4 Gloria Smudd Says:

    A Lil’ Nelly?

  5. 5 Gloria Smudd Says:

    And Rebecca Loos

  6. 6 dairy Says:

    Jade Goody, anyone…?

  7. 7 dairy Says:

    …or Kerry Katona?

  8. 8 dairy Says:

    …oops sorry about that - just spotted her at no. 5!!

  9. 9 patch Says:

    Davina McCall?

    Dire!

    Michelle Bass?

    Agonising.

    Lisa Scott Lee, Johnny Scott Lee, Michelle Scott Lee, Andy Scott Lee and the entire Scott Lee clan.

    Exterminate!

  10. 10 pat Says:

    vanessa feltz

    james whale

  11. 11 Karen Says:

    Your average journalist?

    Without money for research, all you get is endless opinions and stuff about their divorces/children/cancer battles….

  12. 12 Firestar Says:

    clarence mitchell

  13. 13 Mic Says:

    Bloody Hell firestar! I was waiting for someone to introduce the MM topic into this thread, and now you’ve gorn an’ dunnit.

    Anyone appearing on any TV show with ‘celebrity’ in the title. The very fact that they’re there means that they have no talent for anything worthwhile,a nd can’t make the spotlight on their own merits.

  14. 14 penster Says:

    If we’re on that topic …

    Ian

    … so sue me

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